Put these two phrases together:
COMING SOON IN SPRING 2009… GREAT NEW HD CHANNELS ON THEIR WAY INCLUDING: Nickelodeon, Comedy Central, MTV, CMT, Spike TV, VH1 and BET.
Go to DISH Network to get updates on when these
channels will be available and in which packages they’ll be available.
TurboHD Bronze includes only the HD channels in Classic Bronze 100 package, as indicated by HD.
» TurboHD Silver includes only the HD channels in Classic Silver 200 and Classic Bronze 100 packages,
as indicated by HD.
» TurboHD Gold includes only the HD channels in Classic Gold 250, Classic Silver 200 and Classic Bronze
100 packages as indicated by HD.
Now, I consider myself a smart, prudent person. When those two phrases are included on the same flyer, right next to each other, one would think that the phrase "and in which packages they'll be available" would mean those channels would be spread out over the Bronze, Silver, Gold, and Platinum packages.
If your mind automatically leads you to think that phrase means that they will be left out of the TurboHD packages that include ALL the HD in the classic metal packages... Well, I can only assume you are one of the reasons we had to suffer through 8 years of GW Bush.
Smart? Prudent?... Maybe, but not great at reading comprehension. In the first phrase it states :
"Go to DISH Network to get updates on when these
channels will be available and in which packages they’ll be available."
Which leads my mind to think it may not be in Turbo HD. That is why I waited to decide if I should switch to Turbo.
The second statement corresponds with the channel list in the ad. What channels are you not getting that are listed in that ad? If you answer that you are getting them all then you have no complaint about the ad.