This thread has run on too long but I'd thought I'd say that while I don't think you were going to get what you were asking for anyway and that your approach made it even less likely, the CSR didn't handle it in the best way. But I have experienced FAR worse. If this is the worst you seen, you haven't seen much.
My 622's hard drive failed early monday morning so I called Dish Network got a woman who spoke english without accent (I never get the forieners for some reason). I played like I was a little ingorant about Dish Network affairs but I stayed as nice as possible.
When she started telling me that she was going to submit my issue to engineering and that it would take up to 2 days for me to see a difference and if I don't see a difference by then, to call back and they would send a replacement within 5 days, I complained about the length of time. I then asked if she could 'just send out a technician to look at it'. My reason for this request is that I've heard that Dish will send a refurbed 622 as a replacement but a technician, if he a unit on his truck, would replace it right there and it would most certainly be a new 722.
She made a point right then to say the technician would NOT replace my unit and I said that's OK as long as he can find fix and I don't have to wait a week for a DVR. She then told me that since I was not on the protection plan that I'd have to pay the call out fee. I told her to never mind and just submit it to engineering.
She then proceeded to go that route, asking for pertinent info and telling me about the time involved in which case as politely complained abou it again. She again said she could send out technicition (her suggestion this time) but I said the time diffenerence wasn't worth the call out fee, particularly if he can't fix it and I have to wait on a replacement anyway (I knew he can't fix a hard drive and I knew that was the problem). She then said she'd wave the call out fee as a one time complimentary service (again, her suggestion). I said, great, lets do that.
The tech guy came this morning at 8 o'clock, less that 24 hours after I had called. Looked at the unit for about 30 seconds and said, 'your hard drive has failed, le me see if I have another in the truck'. He brought a new 722 in from his truck, told me this was an upgrade but there would be no charge.
Again, what you were asking for, I don't think anything would have worked. But with screwed up companies like this where you're likely to know more about the company than the employees, I think you're MUCH more likely to get what you want if you play stupid (so that you don't embarass them), be nice (they're more likely to WANT to help you), and know enough to ask the RIGHT questions without seeming like you're just playing stupid.