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I still say that there should be a last will and testament read for Charlie ,leaving the house to Ashton Kutcher who turns out to be a long lost cousin or brother that we never new existed. OR this could be Berta's son we never knew about, that gets to live there along with Berta , who inherits the house. Charlie could leave the house to her since she has been his house keeper for ever. The last option is that Rose inherits the house after Charlie's will is read and Kutcher is some how related to her. Rose lets Alan stay in the house because of Charlie's will and last wish.
 
MikeD-C05 said:
I still say that there should be a last will and testament read for Charlie ,leaving the house to Ashton Kutcher who turns out to be a long lost cousin or brother that we never new existed. OR this could be Berta's son we never knew about, that gets to live there along with Berta , who inherits the house. Charlie could leave the house to her since she has been his house keeper for ever. The last option is that Rose inherits the house after Charlie's will is read and Kutcher is some how related to her. Rose lets Alan stay in the house because of Charlie's will and last wish.
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Too dignified. Chuck will want to kill Charlie off in the most embarrassing manner possible. I wouldn't be surprised if the 'firey crash' is visible from the balcony. Ashton Kutcher's presence will be because of some drunken action on Charlie's part, like he lost the house gambling, or maybe Kutcher represents the court's interests while the estate is being settled.

I am wondering how Kutcher can be his normal, likeable self and still have the show work.
 
OK, how are they going to explain Charlie heading out-of-town with Rose...only to have Rose return and Charlie die a horrible death. My guess is Charlie and Rose will be at the alter and, at the last minute, Charlie bolts out of the ceremony, steals a car to make his getaway, and is killed by police in some grotesque manner involving fire, weapons, impalement, dismemberment, police dogs, tasers, etc. Regardless, you just know the writers are going to use the Sheenisms, "Winning" and "Tiger Blood".

Hmmm. Wasn't Berta in the will to take possession of Charlie's Malibu home? Could Berta actually be the new owner and Kutcher is one of her skirt-chasing nephews who needs a place to swing? What is Rose and Charlie were married prior to his painful and disfiguring death. That means Rose would take possession of the home. Could Kutcher be her never mentioned skirt-chasing brother in need of a place to live? What about Evelyn? Could Kutcher be Alan's secret brother/half-brother from Evelyn's swinging '70s? It will certainly be worth tuning-in just to find out what happened to Charlie. Plus, if the show sucks they could always bring back Sheen and have all the Kutcher episodes be merely a bad dream. We shall see.
 
My guess is that Alan inherits the house and in a turn of events Kutcher's character lives off of Alan and takes advantage of his kindness and gullibility. This too is supposed to be temporary. Even though he lives off of Alan he ends up becoming king of the house
 
DodgerKing said:
My guess is that Alan inherits the house and in a turn of events Kutcher's character lives off of Alan and takes advantage of his kindness and gullibility. This too is supposed to be temporary. Even though he lives off of Alan he ends up becoming king of the house
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I don't see it happening for three reasons:

- No way can Alan afford the 40K in taxes on the home each year.
- It has been mentioned several times that, other than the house, Charlie has pissed-away all of his money...and enjoyed every second of it.
- Alan is a professional leech and it wouldn't be funny if he were now paying all the bills. Hmmm. Offhand, I don't see why Alan doesn't have any money since he is chiropractor, no longer pays alamony, and Jake's child support is almost finished.
 
riffjim4069 said:
OK, how are they going to explain Charlie heading out-of-town with Rose...only to have Rose return and Charlie die a horrible death. My guess is Charlie and Rose will be at the alter and, at the last minute, Charlie bolts out of the ceremony, steals a car to make his getaway, and is killed by police in some grotesque manner involving fire, weapons, impalement, dismemberment, police dogs, tasers, etc. Regardless, you just know the writers are going to use the Sheenisms, "Winning" and "Tiger Blood".

Hmmm. Wasn't Berta in the will to take possession of Charlie's Malibu home? Could Berta actually be the new owner and Kutcher is one of her skirt-chasing nephews who needs a place to swing? What is Rose and Charlie were married prior to his painful and disfiguring death. That means Rose would take possession of the home. Could Kutcher be her never mentioned skirt-chasing brother in need of a place to live? What about Evelyn? Could Kutcher be Alan's secret brother/half-brother from Evelyn's swinging '70s? It will certainly be worth tuning-in just to find out what happened to Charlie. Plus, if the show sucks they could always bring back Sheen and have all the Kutcher episodes be merely a bad dream. We shall see.
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I kind had said that Berta would inherit the house in my earlier post. It makes sense because Berta has been there all along taking care of Charlie ,even before Alan moved in. He kind of respected her , or feared her one. I see Berta getting the house and her nephew or brother or unknown son , Kutcher gets to live there too. But I am betting that one of the provisions in Charlie's will, is that Alan gets to stay in the house with Jake too.
 
Why not just have him stay in Europe rather than bother with the whole fiery crash scenario. I mean fiery crashes are not all that funny.
 
yaz96 said:
I think Chuck Lorre wants to make a point.
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Perhaps but we just had a performer die this week in a REAL fiery crash. If that happens again a scene like that winds up being considered to be in really poor taste and frankly it is not that hard to imagine the real Charlie going that way.

I really think this is a red herring. Car crash maybe. Buta fiery one that see even in pasing---I doubt it.
 
Geronimo said:
Perhaps but we just had a performer die this week in a REAL fiery crash. If that happens again a scene like that winds up being considered to be in really poor taste and frankly it is not that hard to imagine the real Charlie going that way.

I really think this is a red herring. Car crash maybe. Buta fiery one that see even in pasing---I doubt it.
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Well, it's only a rumor anyways at this point, and I'm sure there were never going to show anything, just mention it.

But now, it might be a good idea to show it, and get a PSA in, don't drive drunk, especially at 110 or 140 mph. I don't think that's a bad thing at all, and not in poor taste.

Idiots will be idiots.
 
My original post was in response to another poster saying he thought it would be shown. As for the PSA idea maybe I don't see that fittting in with this show at all. I really think this is just one of the 3000 rumors about this show since the meltdown.
 
Well more and more sites are reporting the fiery crash story so it looks like somebody around here will have to eat crow when we see the scene of that Porsche ina fiery crash.
 
It would be funny if the firey death somehow involved:

1. Hookers, er I mean Adult Film Stars
2. A briefcase full of cocaine
3. Tiger Blood
 
riffjim4069 said:
Exactly. Plus, it has been reported that Sheen is negotiating to have his own show this fall on another broadcast network. Offhand, I am expecting this show to run opposite 2.5 - if so, I get the feeling he will take more than half of the viewers. We shall see.
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Kutcher vs Sheen mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..................... I 'll take Charlie any day. Especially if he is playing a similar type of character like he did on Two & a half men.
 
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