The initial premise of the episode was ridiculous. I mean, traveling to Bortus' home planet so he could pee and have everyone watch him do it. I don't know why Seth came up with this idea, but it was just bad overall. In a way, it kind of reminded me of that TNG episode when Worf was being hit by pain sticks, but at least that made sense as a religious type of ritual. This whole thing with Bortus only going to the bathroom once a year, and then spending an entire episode to tell that story... we didn't need a whole episode devoted to that.
The second problem with this episode was that it was just...boring... especially for a "Season Premiere". You had smaller story arcs within the episode -- Isaac helping Dr. Finn with her children not behaving, John helping Gordon with dating advice, and Ed spying on Kelly while she was making out with her new boyfriend in their quarters. None of it was interesting. It was like that episode from Season 1 titled "Cupid's Dagger" -- another dating-focused episode, but it was just as bad.
The third and final problem... and I'm not sure if I heard this right, so someone correct me if I'm wrong... but during the part when Dr. Finn told her son he was grounded and sent him to his room, I believe she outright swore the 'f' word... in front of her child as well. The episode was rated TV-14, and I know premium networks like HBO are able to get away with this, but FOX is a primetime network and this episode aired at 8 pm ET, which is a family-oriented hour. And I know some of you are going to fight me on this, arguing that it's only a single word and that it's practically commonplace nowadays anyway, but I don't swear myself and I don't appreciate them trying to be edgy like how they forced the usage of the word into Discovery's first season as well.
On a positive note, there were a few funny parts within the episode, such as when Bortus told Alara that he could order one of his crewmen to date her, and also when Issac told Dr. Finn that there were chemical compounds that could be used to prevent her son from growing up and getting older, since she was complaining about her son changing his attitude and behavior as he was turning into a teenager. But that was pretty much the most enjoyment I got out of the episode itself.