Give us some pictures, when you start working with that pile of metal!
Yer gonna get far worse than that when you get to the land of Oz!
OH!! I was like what in the world is he saying? LOL!
Yes, they do talk funny and drive on the wrong side of the road for sure.
My biggest fear is the road. That is seriously going to freak me out in a major way.
The funny lingo is a trip. I've been re-watching Mad Max, Crocodile Dundee and a few other movies like that, just to brush up on the lingo. I'm sure it's quite dated by now.
One thing I did learn, I saw on Mad Max the police car he drove said AFP on it, I always thought it was like a toothpastemobile or something silly, made up stuff.
Now I learn that is for Australian Federal Police. Doh!
I was telling my guy about all the stupid commercials here where they use talking lizards with Aus. accents to sell insurance, to push a restaurant chain called "Outback", hair care products peddled by talking kangaroos, etc, etc.. He laughed. He trips out on my "accent" and I trip out on his.
The whole thing is a big trip. I'm going to miss the 2 weeks of cool weather we get here in SE Texas, there will be none of that down under. Winter time there is like 55f at night. HA! They call THAT "cold"? HA!! And double HA!! Oh, and the seasons are reversed down there too! It's winter there when it's summer here! OMG! How weird is that??
Moving so far away, yeah, I have butterflies about it. But they are good butterflies. The thing that really, really scares me is flying. I'm terrified of airplanes, period. I'll have to be heavily medicated just to make it into the airport, much less shoved into a flying tube of death with 300 other people, half of them choking up a lung and spreading TB or H1N1 or goddess knows what.
Just stuff some La-La pills down my throat and once I'm non-responsive, wheel me aboard and hang a Do Not Disturb sign on my ear, throw a blanket over me and keep the windows shut so I can't see parts falling off the engines or the wings flapping. Hitting turbulence, OMG.. I had that happen once on my way to Las Vegas and I swear I thought we were all about to die. People were screaming and crying. I was too terrified to even do that.
Then when we landed the back of the engines popped open and I thought they blew up and we were gonna die again. I just knew when the pilot bashed the thing down into the runway that the landing gear was going to come right through the floor, right through my seat and I was going to be impaled on the darn thing. Never again I swore. People laughed at me when I freaked out over the engines popping apart. And when I saw the wings flapping like a seagull. That was just too much for me.
Nope. Airplanes are fatal. You crash, you die. I don't want to die like that.
Maybe I can talk him into a cruise. I'm fine with that. I can handle a ship ride.
But a flying tube of death? No thanks.
Hmmm.. I'm going to have to update my little garden and put some roos in it.