OK, some of these might be in here, but I couldn't resist.
You might be a SatelliteGuy:
. . . if you have your satellite recievers set up to a Slingbox, just to watch your systems remotely in a place where you can't get a spot beam, or install a satellite dish.
. . . if you have more cables and switches than your local Radio Shack or Sound Advice.
. . . if you educate CSR's about their systems and technical issues.
. . . if your friends call you before choosing a television provider.
. . . if you have more satellite receivers than televisions in your home.
. . . if the guys in the blue shirts at Best Buy stop and ask you for information about the latest equipment.
. . . if you bitch about PQ while watching tv.
. . . if you bitch about PQ while watching a sporting events with friends, and they all look at you like your crazy and ask, "What the hell is PQ?" (LOL! Happened this weekend.)
. . . if you piss friends and family off because you like to compare the PQ between D*, E*, Comcast, and/or OTA.
. . . if you have DVR's to back up the recordings of another DVR.