Midnight Express - 1 star: I must've missed something. As far as I could tell, some idiot got caught trying to smuggle two kilos of hash out of Turkey and was subsequently found guilty (correctly) and sent to a Turkish prison. And what? I'm supposed to feel sorry for him because Turkish prisons aren't nice? Because Americans think the sentence was too harsh? Maybe next time he should smuggle from a "nicer" country that has cable TV and better heating in their prisons. Even if everything really did happen the way it was portrayed in the film (and it didn't), I'm afraid I'm still not outraged. If he had been innocent of the charges, perhaps I could've mustered up some sympathy, but he did indeed try to smuggle drugs out of Turkey. Got caught. Had a trial. Was convicted. Was sentenced to prison. Poor baby. Here's an idea -- don't try to smuggle drugs out of Turkey, you moron. And I wasn't very impressed with the acting, and found the filmmakers' attempts to manipulate my emotions over such a non-issue to be somewhat insulting. The one star is only because I did manage to sit through the whole thing and it did stir up some anger. It's just that the anger was directed at the filmmakers -- and the American self-righteousness that they were representing -- not the Turkish authorities.