So after 24 hours (according to Steam) I finally finished off Saints Row The Third. Calling a game like this "over the top" is like saying that Rush Limbaugh leans a bit to the Right. Volition have clearly decided to stray from the GTA model and instead focus on over the top antics and pushing fun and humor as it's biggest selling points, and to it's credit it succeeds, perhaps a bit too much at times.
I won't delve much into the plot because there isn't much of one. The Third Row Saints (your gang) have grown to the level of superstars to the point where they're revered public figures, in some weird mix of Capone and Disney. Eventually some other gang comes in and royally messes your gang up and then kicks you out of Stillwater and makes you run to Steelport to get your bearings straight and get ready to kick ass back. There's a little bit more to it than that but not enough to delve into. It's a standard "Rise to power" plot, but sadly the path to power isn't really that great or rewarding, especially if you were smart and sexy like me and purchased this game and all its DLC in the recent Humble Bundle for $6. A lot of the DLC is extra items for you, so even when you start the game off you are given dozens of new, powerful weapons and vehicles that give you a clear advantage over the competition. Hell before you've even played a handful of missions you're given access to a jet fighters and numerous cars with guns on them. So basically it's like one corporation fighting another, as opposed to the previous SR and GTA games where you rise from nothing to become great, a'la Scarface.
Speaking of Scarface, an ongoing staple of the SR games is that rather than be like GTA where you're guiding an already established character, in this game your character is much more customizable. You can choose all sorts of body features, gender, and even accents which are a nice touch. I decided to create a big Russian blonde with a heavy accent who looks and sounds like a cross between Ludmilla, Skyler White, and Olga Gurlukovich (BTW if you know who all those people are without using Google you score some points in my book.) This made me feel a bond with my character that I hadn't felt since I met Tommy Vercetti. I especially will look forward to seeing her become President of the United States when I bring her with me to SR4.
I just realized I haven't even mentioned the gameplay. Well, have you played any GTA game in the past 10 years? Yeah, it's basically that, except the gameplay is much more leaning towards the player, which can be good and bad. Because you have regenerating health and pinpoint accuracy, the game is hardly challenging on normal difficulty. Also, gamer pro tip: Upgrade your handguns first, because you'll likely be using them 95% of the time if you want to play smart. Headshots are 1 hit kills and are very easy with them, so choosing to NOT use them is like choosing to take your bike to work instead of your car. Also, the game has a few too many "tutorial" missions. About 75% of the story missions (not counting the DLC ones) simply introduce different gameplay mechanics or open up other activities that you can do. While this is basically part of the 10 commandments of open world games, I was still getting tutorial stuff when I was about 90% done with the game. Also, the last 10% of the game can get very frustrating, for reasons I can't really delve into due to spoiling elements of the plot, but let's just say it has to do with ramping up difficulty simply by throwing so many baddies at you that it feels like a re-creation of the opening scene to "Saving Private Ryan." Also, the ending blows. Seriously, it's just bad, and I truly realize why all the reviewers said the same. For how over the top this game is, for an ending to come out like this one it's like the developers thought their deadline was on the 15th of the month but then they realized it was the first, so they just threw something together last minute to get it Gold in time for shipping.
As I said, the game really pushes the over the top elements and real lack of subtlety. It is hit or miss at times, but when it hits, it hits very well. Probably my favorite instance was at the last mission when the game started blasting
Bonnie Tyler's "I Need a Hero" as I was racing through streets, gunning down enemies, and disarming bombs. Another was when I was in a wrestling match, and there was a quick time event where I had to keep hitting the button to throw punches at my enemy while he was pushed against the turnbuckle, and hearing the crowd yell and count along with the punches put a big smile on my face. Still, there are more than a few duds, such as the one character who always speaks in auto tune, and the whole "Genki" minigame/sidequest screams of "trying too hard." The very last part of the game in particular before the ending is a bit douche chilling as well, although I suspect they may have been going for that intentionally.
The side missions can be fun, although rather limiting as well. There's one where you're trying to commit insurance fraud so you need to get hit by multiple cars and such to build up damage points. There's escort missions where you have to deliver a tiger. There's also a weird Japanese Game Show style minigame that has you killing cute mascots in a limited time arena. These are just a few mind you. They definitely stray from the GTA stable of taxi, food delivery, firefighting, etc etc, and much like GTA, they really are hit or miss. However, they aren't as deep as the GTA games where you can just rack off hour after hour doing them IMO.
Overall I highly enjoyed SR3, but it is definitely an uneven experience, and it is understandable how polarizing of a game it is. The over the top antics and focus on fun are good for the most part, but they do sacrifice levels of subtlety and good storytelling and pacing. Few of the characters in this game stand out like they do in the GTA series, although there are a few noteworthy exceptions that again, I don't want to spoil, but they have some interesting celebrities voicing them. Had this game not cost me only $6 I likely would never have played it, but I'm glad I did. While I do recommend playing it, it's definitely hard trying to sell this to someone with the Godzilla that is GTA V about to hit us like we're living by a power plant in Japan. But basically, if you thought GTA 4 was a dull mess of realism and you just want to tear sh*t up, SR3 will not only let you do this, but it will also give you a big purple dildo to assist you. That's probably all that needs to be said.
I give it a B.
So yeah, now I'm basically waiting on GTA V. I basically spent the last 3 days really plowing through SR3 so I'd have it done in time for GTA. I definitely want to get SR4 when it has a price reduction, which I'm guessing will happen during the next big Steam sale. Maybe I'll get into Blood Dragon in the meantime.