This remind me of one of my favorite Seinfeld episodes. Jerry's going in to rent a car, and they have none left. He says he has a reservation, so they obviously have a car for him. The rental car lady says "I know what a reservation is, sir" to which Jerry responds, "no I don't think you do."
So, jacmyoung, when you say "I know perfectly what that phrase means", uh, no, I don't think you do.
So, a simple question, please explain to me what "I'm holding my width" means.
Actually, I was doing two things. Refuting all the made up stuff you keep presenting, AND attacking your English and spelling mistake. So it was dual-purpose.
Wow, reallly? Again? I never said anything about holding my "breadth." I said I was holding my "width." So please, again, explain to me what "I'm holding my width" means. Just so we're clear, I said it, and even I don't know what it means. I find it extraordinary that you both understand what it means AND that I'm lying about it.
Wait, I'm confused. If it was "a stupid joke" how could you know exactly what it means, and how could it be a lie? And, for what it's worth, it was not a stupid joke. It was a knee-slapper. It was hysterically funny. I'm sure if we took a poll most people would say they got a chuckle out of it. I was quite proud of my quick wit.
Oh, I can think of lots of things you can do. I'll leave that to your imagination.
You give me a lot of raw material to work with. It's almost like stealing candy from a baby you make it so easy. The other three you mention don't make fools of themselves.