How about old indian trick?
On the first year your tribe comes through your neighborhood have the women and children chop the bark off all the way around all trees. The next year all the trees will be dead so burn them down as your tribe leaves. The third year the burned forest will be a berry patch with all kind of new growth. You, as a brave get to sit, with a perfect line of sight, watching DTV but you have to keep your spear in hand in case of bears.
The only down side to this is that the bears love berries too. When they show up the women and children get to watch you fight the bear and may change a channel on you
If you use this remember to pull saplings that may put you back where you are now...or get a real cow to graze all the saplings or...
Joe
On the first year your tribe comes through your neighborhood have the women and children chop the bark off all the way around all trees. The next year all the trees will be dead so burn them down as your tribe leaves. The third year the burned forest will be a berry patch with all kind of new growth. You, as a brave get to sit, with a perfect line of sight, watching DTV but you have to keep your spear in hand in case of bears.
The only down side to this is that the bears love berries too. When they show up the women and children get to watch you fight the bear and may change a channel on you
If you use this remember to pull saplings that may put you back where you are now...or get a real cow to graze all the saplings or...
Joe