VOOM: What we REALLY want!!!
What we Voomers want is more sports - more violent sports - more brutal sports - more manly sports...all in glorious HD!!!
Face facts, the large percentage HD enthusiast are men...and we men love our sports!!! We men are intelligent, articulate, sometimes amiable, and highly refined in certain social settings. But deep-down inside, through thousands of years of evolution, we secretly desire to conquer the world and take whatever we deem to be rightfully ours! Men need private time to unwind and to spend time doing manly things. Sports are an avenue to feed our spirits while helping to maintain a balance with our social roles & responsibilities.
So yes, we desire to witness a man being pummeled into submission and view the beating in breathtaking HD to the point we feel his pain, smell his sweat, and taste his blood as it oozes from his hideously disfigured face and appendages. And who says we men don't experience empathy? Afterwards, we will share a beer with our comrades in arms, and forge bonds based on our shared manly experiences, which are built on respect for our manly ways.
VOOM, you have plenty of cameras in the following cities...how hard can it be to sponsor an amateur City Wide Boxing Smoker in HD???
"VOOM is proud to present Hi-Definition Boxing only available on VOOM Exclusive Channels"
City Wide Boxing Smoker - New York
City Wide Boxing Smoker - Los Angeles
City Wide Boxing Smoker - Miami
City Wide Boxing Smoker - Dallas
City Wide Boxing Smoker - Chicago
Plus, why doesn't VOOM sponsor and/or acquire the rights to broadcast some of the Toughman Contests I used to see a few years back - eh? Hmmm, they could even sponsor a VOOM Guide Guy Toughman Contest!!! Heck, I would let the little freak keep his job and have newfound respect if he could take both Shari and Jess. BTW, my money is on Jess!
What about programming that features the best fight scenes of all-time in HD: Best Hockey Fights and Brawls, Best Bench Clearing Basebrawls (give new meaning to the phrase, Batter Up), Best of the National Footbrawl League, Basketbrawl 101: Hosted by Kermit Washington and Rudy Tomjanovich, Lights Out – Boxing Biggest Kos: Hosted by Thomas “Hit Man” Hearns and Roberto “Hands of Stone” Duran.
Now, before anyone berates and belittles me, I just want to let you know that I watch at least two movies on the Lifetime Channel each week with my wife. I also sit patiently and watch several hours All My Children on the Lifetime Channel on Sunday afternoon. And it is I who scrubbed toilets, mopped the floors, vacuumed the carpets, changed the diapers, and cooked meals this weekend. Having diverse tastes and interested, we men also enjoy the full array of VOOM Exclusives and Marquee HD channels. Discovery-HD and Equator-HD are two of my favorites…plus, although we don’t like to admit it, we may occasionally sneak a peek at Ultra HD, Auction HD and Gallery HD. So please shut your pie holes in advance. We men are terrific and we deserve our SPORTS!!!
So come on VOOM...make us better men by nurturing our manly spirits - MOOV us!!! (Pun intended) We men will appreciate it, our women will appreciate it, and society in general will be better served by providing us with fisticuff 'o plenty!!!
WorldSports (Rugby, Rules Football, Sumo, etc.)
Caveman-HD (Blood Sports, Bikini Clad Woman, more of both)
Rush
INHD
Thanks