Seattle Gets a Lingerie Football Franchise
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What, ... no New York Giant Breasts?
ooh, more penalties.....
"Illegal Shift" (ouch! panty wedgie!)
"Whore's Collar Tackle" (OK, that one was REALLY harsh, but it was the only close one to Horse Collar I could think of)
"Falsie Start" (Fake Eyelash popped loose and made her move to fix it)
"Excessive TD Celebration" Although I myself was a fan of her climbing up the goalpost with her legs while upside down ....
"Taunting" -- She called the other player "fat", destroying her self esteem....
"Clipping" -- Pulling a pair of scissors from a hidden pouch and chopping her mane
"Illegal Forward Pass" -- Throwing the ball and then kissing the girl trying to tackle her and inviting her back to the trainer's hot tub after the game
ooh, more penalties.....
"Illegal Shift" (ouch! panty wedgie!)
"Whore's Collar Tackle" (OK, that one was REALLY harsh, but it was the only close one to Horse Collar I could think of)
"Falsie Start" (Fake Eyelash popped loose and made her move to fix it)
"Excessive TD Celebration" Although I myself was a fan of her climbing up the goalpost with her legs while upside down ....
"Taunting" -- She called the other player "fat", destroying her self esteem....
"Clipping" -- Pulling a pair of scissors from a hidden pouch and chopping her mane
"Illegal Forward Pass" -- Throwing the ball and then kissing the girl trying to tackle her and inviting her back to the trainer's hot tub after the game
or for the other New York area team.... T-i-t-s Tits tits tits!
OK, probably went over the line there, but too funny to not try it.....
OK, probably went over the line there, but too funny to not try it.....
I try. The whole concept makes me want to engage in "illegal use of the hands". I bet I could make her fumble....
OK, now I'm sounding like frat boy. I'm done.
OK, now I'm sounding like frat boy. I'm done.
Heard a new one during a game last week.....
Illegal Touching! (When Hixon stepped out of bounds and then became the first to down a punt)
The mind reels....
Illegal Touching! (When Hixon stepped out of bounds and then became the first to down a punt)
The mind reels....
