I'd like to post my NFL Week 13 picks right here- they might make for a good laugh:
Titans over Lions- Over/under- 3 points for the Lions?
Cowboys over Seahawks- Seattle used to be GOOD?
Arizona over Philadelphia- For once, the West Coast team going to the East Coast is the superior team.
Saints over Bucs- I know New Orleans has a shaky defense, but do you REALLY trust Jeff Garcia in a shootout?
Dolphins over Rams- St. Louis is not even trying. Miami's defense is going from a GOOD offense to... well, let's just say Sandra would be a better quarterback than whoever St. Louis has. Joey Porter will have a HUGE game.
Giants over Redskins- I hate Big Blue, but the Redskins do NOT win big games this year (their back-to-back primetime games against the Steelers and Cowboys).
Browns over Colts- Indy has had too much good luck- it STOPS. They can't keep winning by the skin of their teeth.
Bills over 49ers- The 49ers pass defense is so bad, I think HD MM could look like the second coming of Dan Fouts if he played them.
Panthers over Packers- When Green Bay plays a quality QB, they have faltered (Tony Romo, Matt Ryan, Drew Brees), and Jake Delhomme is a quality QB.
Falcons over Chargers- Michael Turner is out to prove that the Chargers made a mistake.
Steelers over Patriots- Last year, Pittsburgh got lit up by New England; this year, Tom Brady ain't walking through that door!
Raiders over Chiefs- The Chiefs have no heart and the Raiders are better. Seriously, the real winners will be the people who don't have to watch this game- they will set pro football back 40 years.
Jets over Broncos- Denver has NO defense- they are WIMPS! If Sandra slapped a Bronco, they'd cower and run away crying like little girls- they can't defend themselves or anyone.
Vikings over Bears- Why does NBC think Gus Frerotte and Kyle Orton will make for must-see TV?
Texans over Jaguars- America, say hello to Andre Johnson, the best recieveer you've never heard of.
