I don't find it a sissies game at all. I just find it boring. The field is too big, so it takes too long to get from one end to the other.
Indoor soccer was pretty exciting. But, it never took off. Non-Americans hated it because it was an abomination to their beloved game. And, Americans didn't like it because it was still soccer.
I'm assuming you don't like hockey either because the two sports are very similar. I love the fact that soccer does not have any commercial breaks.