NCAA Football 2008-09 Season
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Paul can admit his team sucks... McCoy can admit his Tigers suck (this year) others just cant seem to admit when their team sucks or not
(Of course Paul has had years and years of practice admitting his team sucked)
I just call'em as I see'em.
I was shocked when our Satguy pundits thought the Lions might be a playoff team. Maybe next time my opinions will get more respect. I was feeling like Rodney Dangerfield back in September.
I just call'em as I see'em.
That's normal for you.
"My wife got my son a BB gun for Christmas, she got me a shirt with a target on it. I tell you, I get no respect."
"A girl phoned me the other day and said... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home."
"I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio."
"My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home."
"My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet."
"I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest."
"I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. He told me to wear a brown tie."
"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."
"I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get."
and finally a favorite of mine:
"I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going."
Rodney!
"A girl phoned me the other day and said... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home."
"I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio."
"My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home."
"My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet."
"I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest."
"I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. He told me to wear a brown tie."
"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."
"I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get."
and finally a favorite of mine:
"I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going."
ROFLMAO! Rodney was one of my favorites.
"Even when I was a kid I got no respect. My uncle's dying wish was for me to sit in his lap. He was in the electric chair."
"I didn't get no respect in my neighborhood either. A guy came up to me and asked if I knew what time it was. He was wearing my watch."
If it's ok, I'd like to interrupt from the comedy routine to bring a relevant topic that I can't believe hasn't been discussed yet.........
The Auburn Tigers hiring of their next Head Coach: Gene Chizik from Iowa St! Wait a minute, who?! Why!? This may be the biggest joke of the year!
Firing a guy (Tubberville) who has gone 85-40 with 4 Conference Division Titles, 1 Conference Title, an undefeated season and a 7-3 record against their division rival Alabama for Gene freaking Chizik?!
Clearly there had to be a more qualified coach than to replace Tubberville than a guy who has a career coaching record of 5-19!
Really Auburn.... Gene Chizik? Really?!
The Auburn Tigers hiring of their next Head Coach: Gene Chizik from Iowa St! Wait a minute, who?! Why!? This may be the biggest joke of the year!
Firing a guy (Tubberville) who has gone 85-40 with 4 Conference Division Titles, 1 Conference Title, an undefeated season and a 7-3 record against their division rival Alabama for Gene freaking Chizik?!
Clearly there had to be a more qualified coach than to replace Tubberville than a guy who has a career coaching record of 5-19!
Really Auburn.... Gene Chizik? Really?!
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Maybe he will do something now that he's at a place players may actually want to come to. Talented players can make a hell of a coach.
Just read another interesting stat on Chizik.....
Chizik led the Cyclones to a robust 0-8 mark in the Big 12 this season. Oh, and he didn't play Texas, Texas Tech, or Oklahoma this year!
Yeah, this guy deserves a promotion! Are you kidding me?! WTF Auburn!
Q: How do you make Dan Mullen and Lane Kiffin look like Bear Bryant?
A: You hire Gene Chizik.
Chizik was the coordinator when Texas won the MNC a couple of years ago. He'll do well with quality players. The Iowa State job was kinda like Purgatory. Being the head coach of the doormat of the Big-12 North is a character builder.
That's the thing. Prior to the Iowa St job, Chizik was a defensive coordinator. Auburn had trouble on offense, not defense! This hire makes absolutely no sense.
For the head coach, it's all in who you know (getting a good staff) and how well you can recruit. I expect him to do well (not Nick Saban well, but well).
And the kicker:
Chizik will be paid approximately $2 million per year, a $900,000 increase in his salary from Iowa State.
All of a sudden the $4 million a year Alabama is paying Nick Saban looks like even more of a bargain!
Chizik will be paid approximately $2 million per year, a $900,000 increase in his salary from Iowa State.
All of a sudden the $4 million a year Alabama is paying Nick Saban looks like even more of a bargain!
