Sometimes when I get a call from a telemarketing company, I will mess with them. They will try to sell me something, I will pretend to be interested in what they are selling then I will start to ask questions that have nothing to do with what they are selling. Other times I will put them on hold while I "get my card". I will leave them on hold for 5+ minutes then come back and start talking in espanol.
During one call, the telemarketer was trying to sell me a extended car repair warranty. I let him give the sales pitch. During his sales pitch, my dog started barking. I told him "I think someone is in the house." The telemarketer said "call the police." I told him in a quiet voice "this is Texas, I'll handle this the Texas way." I yelled, "You broke into the wrong house!" I had a few inflated party balloons. I put the phone close to the balloons and popped them. I yelled "I shot him, I shot him......oh s***, I shot him in the head, I think he is dead! What do I do?" The telemarketer stayed quiet for a few seconds then Hung up. I never got a call back from that telemarketing company again.
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During one call, the telemarketer was trying to sell me a extended car repair warranty. I let him give the sales pitch. During his sales pitch, my dog started barking. I told him "I think someone is in the house." The telemarketer said "call the police." I told him in a quiet voice "this is Texas, I'll handle this the Texas way." I yelled, "You broke into the wrong house!" I had a few inflated party balloons. I put the phone close to the balloons and popped them. I yelled "I shot him, I shot him......oh s***, I shot him in the head, I think he is dead! What do I do?" The telemarketer stayed quiet for a few seconds then Hung up. I never got a call back from that telemarketing company again.
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