I know you'll never be in that situation. Which is why you'll never understand the frustration.
Oh, you have the situation all wrong, I DO understand your frustration of not being able to get the programming you want.
However, if you really want to do something about it, get on the horn and start talking to Comcast about being reasonable with thier demands that D* pays a MEGA price to get it, it's Comcast thats keeping the programming off of D*, not the other way around.
Go to the people that can do something about it.