But, I thought the gutters were part of the lease on my house?
OH! WAIT! I see, there are several line items on my home rental receipt:
Basic Monthly Residence Rental: $1250.00 per month
Running Water Pipe to water main: $125.00 per month
Air rights to connect electricity from house to poll in alley: $45.00 per month
Gutters: $12.00 per month, per down spout
Storm Windows: $32.50 per window
Roofing Shingles: $99.99 per 10 foot square area, per month
Window Glass: $15.00 per window
Use of garage: $325.00 per month, per vehicle
WOW! This looks just like my DISH statement!