How is the upgrade announcment going to be made to existing customers? Mailing, Emails, something under the offers section of our accounts?
Thank you for calling Dish, your entertainment provider, to continue your call in English, Press 1
I show an account ending in XXXXX, if this is correct, press 1, otherwise press 2
OK, I see you are one of our biggest suckers, please wait while I access your account . . . . .
How can I help you today, you can press or say
1 - to upgrade your equipment to our new Hopper Joey selection;
2 - to upgrade your equipment to our new Hopper Joey selection;
3 - to upgrade your equipment to our new Hopper Joey selection;
4 - to upgrade your equipment to our new Hopper Joey selection;
5 - to upgrade your equipment to our new Hopper Joey selection;
6 - to upgrade your equipment to our new Hopper Joey selection;
7 - to upgrade your equipment to our new Hopper Joey selection;
8 - to upgrade your equipment to our new Hopper Joey selection;
9 - to upgrade your equipment to our new Hopper Joey selection;
HOPPER - to upgrade your equipment to our new Hopper Joey selection;
JOEY - to upgrade your equipment to our new Hopper Joey selection;
I'm sorry, that is not a valid selection, please try again;
I'm sorry, but we have no operator
I'm sorry, but we have no customer service representatives available at this time
I'm sorry, but we have no tech support available at this time
HEY, IDIOT - DON'T YOU GET IT? IF YOU DON'T WANT TO UPGRADE TO HOPPER, WE DON'T WANT YOUR BUSINESS ANY MORE!