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TONIGHT: Michigan vs. Ohio State: The Rivalry
Presented four days before the Ohio State Buckeyes take on the Michigan Wolverines at Ann Arbor, HBO Sports will present its first college football documentary, Michigan vs. Ohio State: The Rivalry, which debuts Tuesday, November 13 (10:30-11:30 PM ET/PT.
Watch a clip of the last interview conducted with Bo Schembechler on HBO.com and catch the full interview, only on HBO On Demand
Presented four days before the Ohio State Buckeyes take on the Michigan Wolverines at Ann Arbor, HBO Sports will present its first college football documentary, Michigan vs. Ohio State: The Rivalry, which debuts Tuesday, November 13 (10:30-11:30 PM ET/PT.
Watch a clip of the last interview conducted with Bo Schembechler on HBO.com and catch the full interview, only on HBO On Demand
A guy walks into a bar in Ann Arbor wearing a Michigan jersey and carrying a cat that also has a Michigan jersey on with a little Wolverine helmet on his head, too. The guy says to the bartender, "Can my cat and I watch the Michigan game here? My TV at home broke down and my cat and I always watch the game together". The bartender replies, "Normally, cats wouldn't be allowed in the bar, but it's not very busy in here right now, so you and the cat can have a seat at the end of the bar. But, if there's any trouble with you or the cat, I'll have to ask you to leave." The guy agrees, and he and his cat start watching the game. Pretty soon Michigan manages to kick a field goal and the excited cat jumps up on the bar, walks all the way down and gives everyone a high five. The bartender says, "Hey, that's pretty cool! What does he do for a touchdown?" The guys answers, "I don't know, I've only had him for 3 years."
How can you say Michigan has the #1 fight song when the Buckeyes have such a classic school song as this, written in the 30's.
Songs of The Ohio State University
I Wanna Go Back to Ohio State
I wanna go back to Ohio State
To old Columbus town,
To the stadium to hear the band,
By far the finest in the land,
I wanna go back to Ohio State
To old Columbus town,
I wanna go back,
I gotta go back,
To Ohio
Ohio, Ohio
The hills send back the cry [O - H!]
We're here to do or die [I - O!]
Ohio, Ohio
We'll win the game or know the reason why!
And when we win the game, we'll buy a keg of booze!
And we'll drink to old Ohio,
'Til we wobble in our shoes!
Ohio, Ohio
We'll win the game or know the reason why!
What would the Michigan version be? I suppose something like this..
I wanna go back to Michigan
to old PCU in A squared
To the Staduim to smoke a dube
we decriminalized it in the 70's,
I wanna go back to Michigan
to old PCU in A squared,
I wanna go back,
and sleep with another fat,
hairy feminist!
Michigan, Michigan,
There's some more toxic waste
dumped here for 100 years by
the auto industry!
And if we win the game, we'll get up on our soapbox,
and stick our noses in the air because Political Correctness
gives us a false sense of superiorty!
Michigan, Michigan,
Lets jump in our Volvo and get the Hell out of here!
How can you say Michigan has the #1 fight song when the Buckeyes have such a classic school song as this, written in the 30's.
Songs of The Ohio State University
I Wanna Go Back to Ohio State
I wanna go back to Ohio State
To old Columbus town,
To the stadium to hear the band,
By far the finest in the land,
I wanna go back to Ohio State
To old Columbus town,
I wanna go back,
I gotta go back,
To Ohio
Ohio, Ohio
The hills send back the cry [O - H!]
We're here to do or die [I - O!]
Ohio, Ohio
We'll win the game or know the reason why!
And when we win the game, we'll buy a keg of booze!
And we'll drink to old Ohio,
'Til we wobble in our shoes!
Ohio, Ohio
We'll win the game or know the reason why!
What would the Michigan version be? I suppose something like this..
I wanna go back to Michigan
to old PCU in A squared
To the Staduim to smoke a dube
we decriminalized it in the 70's,
I wanna go back to Michigan
to old PCU in A squared,
I wanna go back,
and sleep with another fat,
hairy feminist!
Michigan, Michigan,
There's some more toxic waste
dumped here for 100 years by
the auto industry!
And if we win the game, we'll get up on our soapbox,
and stick our noses in the air because Political Correctness
gives us a false sense of superiorty!
Michigan, Michigan,
Lets jump in our Volvo and get the Hell out of here!
Buckeyes will bounce back and win big!
They better because I have family coming down for Thanksgiving and they are big Michigan fans. Don't want to deal with it if they loose.
They better because I have family coming down for Thanksgiving and they are big Michigan fans. Don't want to deal with it if they loose.
There goes 3 minutes of my life that I'm not getting back. "best Damn Band In The Land"? Maybe OHIO.
The only state with people running around with their "nuts" strung around their neck.
A couple of telling stats going into today's game...
Stassen.com
I-A Winning Percentage 1869-2006 (138 years)
1 Michigan 0.74533 860 282 36 1178
2 Notre Dame 0.74382 821 269 42 1132
3 Texas 0.71756 813 310 33 1156
4 Ohio State 0.71228 786 302 52 1140
5 Oklahoma 0.70995 758 294 53 1105
6 Alabama 0.70866 780 308 43 1131
7 Nebraska 0.70578 810 326 40 1176
8 Southern Cal 0.70128 743 301 54 1098
9 Tennessee 0.69476 768 322 55 1145
10 Penn State 0.68755 780 343 42 1165
...a very telling stat for petty-minded, second-rate, envious of Michigan, jealously will get you nowhere Ohio State fans. Yep, I receive numerous resumes from Ohio Stat grads these days and, after correcting them for grammatical errors, I forward these creations (some are written in crayon) to recruiters at White Castle and Krispy Kreme for employment that is inline with their education and ability. Anyway, I doubt these figures will mean much to Ohio State fans since reading in not part of their public school curriculum. After all, Jethro Bodine is a millionaire and he only had a 3rd grade education. I have attached a picture of the limousine Jimbo and Digital Dude will be taking to next years game.
Record of Michigan (vs Ohio State), 1869-2006
Any 1897 2006 103 0.583 57 40 6 17.04 12.78
Home 1897 2005 53 0.623 31 18 4 18.94 11.79
Away 1901 2006 50 0.540 26 22 2 15.02 13.82
...OSU doesn't even have a winning record at home in this "just another game" for the good guys wearing Maize & Blue. I know...Buckeye's fans don't like it when you throw around facts and figures.
My prediction for the scarlet & gray clad inbreeds that migrated down from the hills of West Virginia is more of the same...click here
Bring it on Nuts!!! Seriously, good luck...just not too good!
Stassen.com
I-A Winning Percentage 1869-2006 (138 years)
1 Michigan 0.74533 860 282 36 1178
2 Notre Dame 0.74382 821 269 42 1132
3 Texas 0.71756 813 310 33 1156
4 Ohio State 0.71228 786 302 52 1140
5 Oklahoma 0.70995 758 294 53 1105
6 Alabama 0.70866 780 308 43 1131
7 Nebraska 0.70578 810 326 40 1176
8 Southern Cal 0.70128 743 301 54 1098
9 Tennessee 0.69476 768 322 55 1145
10 Penn State 0.68755 780 343 42 1165
...a very telling stat for petty-minded, second-rate, envious of Michigan, jealously will get you nowhere Ohio State fans. Yep, I receive numerous resumes from Ohio Stat grads these days and, after correcting them for grammatical errors, I forward these creations (some are written in crayon) to recruiters at White Castle and Krispy Kreme for employment that is inline with their education and ability. Anyway, I doubt these figures will mean much to Ohio State fans since reading in not part of their public school curriculum. After all, Jethro Bodine is a millionaire and he only had a 3rd grade education. I have attached a picture of the limousine Jimbo and Digital Dude will be taking to next years game.
Record of Michigan (vs Ohio State), 1869-2006
Any 1897 2006 103 0.583 57 40 6 17.04 12.78
Home 1897 2005 53 0.623 31 18 4 18.94 11.79
Away 1901 2006 50 0.540 26 22 2 15.02 13.82
...OSU doesn't even have a winning record at home in this "just another game" for the good guys wearing Maize & Blue. I know...Buckeye's fans don't like it when you throw around facts and figures.
My prediction for the scarlet & gray clad inbreeds that migrated down from the hills of West Virginia is more of the same...click here
Bring it on Nuts!!! Seriously, good luck...just not too good!
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Since 1951 Ohio State leads 28-26-2.
So Michigan won during the era of horse & buggy and OSU leads since the inception of the jet age.
So Michigan won during the era of horse & buggy and OSU leads since the inception of the jet age.
Digital, according to your logic the game being played today is meaningless to future generations; that is exactly what you are saying. Perhaps we should just look at the series after 1964 since, well...I wasn't born yet so anything BR (before riffjim4069) doesn't matter. In that case, Michigan leads 22-19-2. In fact, the only games that really matter to anyone were the ones from 1964-2000. During this time, Mchigan is 21-14-2.
Sorry, but your argument doesn't hold water. Try as you may, you cannot alter the facts to support your argument. Perhaps if OSU were to actually win more games than Notre Dame over the next 35 years then perhaps they could be the...#2 football program, once again behind Michigan.
Still holding out for a miricle. If not, then evil will rule the world under a dark gray sky for another year. An Ohio State win will mean continued war, high oil prices, depressed economy, and finally herpes & gonorrhea for all.
Well, the better less-injured team won today. Good luck to the nuts getting to the BCS final...you actually have a better than 50/50 shot at the other top teams losing in the coming weeks.:river
It's always nice to see sportsmanship displayed in a rivalry...:up
It's always nice to see sportsmanship displayed in a rivalry...:up
It's all inmaterial. OSU showed class by not going for a TD at the end of the game, they took a knee.
This is the perfect illustration of real America against the Politically Correct wackos!
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This is the perfect illustration of real America against the Politically Correct wackos!
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Im not a fan of either team so I dont care who won. But, seriously, Beanie might be the worst nickname EVER!!! I dont know why, but it just bugs me because its so silly. Maybe because when you watch a OSU game, the announcers always seem like they get paid 20 dollars every time they say beanie, cause they sure as heck cant stop saying it every 1.7 seconds.
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