I call my 65" OLED screen a TV. Why? Because it's television. It's a ubiquitous thing. People (including myself) use my phone as a TV with the Dishanywhere app. At my age, I'm not going to bother adopting some teen slang phrase.Today's equivalent is the "boob bar" or "boob slab" (an at or near phablet class wireless phone) and it arguably makes you even more of a boob than the TV of yore ever did.
