Patriots can go 2-15 and as long as those two wins were against The Jets, that is a winning season!Disappointed that you feel your Pro teams have the same.
There are so many rivalries in professional sports. Just scratching the surface, in hockey, Montreal v Boston, Chicago v Detroit, Montreal v Toronto. Basketball has Boston v LA. Baseball, Boston v NYY. Football, Hamilton Ti-Cats and the Toronto Argos. Cricket / Rugby / any sport really New Zealand and Australia, cricket has Pakistan v India, Australia v England (<-- this predates the sport of college football!). Soccer, Everton and Liverpool, MK Dons v Wimbledon (the later is the British Baltimore v Cleveland). Soccer is rife with them with the intra-city Derbies... ie teams from the same city... forget the state! Some of these date as far back, some further back than the college rivalries.
And these are merely the ones I'm most familiar with. Others in other regions will know those in their area.