Top 10 things that might be wrong with D10?

[Alaskanaking]

Hal?

 

[ssamick]

3. It's OJ's and he wants it back.....

Jax tom's is by far the best GIVE IT BACK MAN!!!!!!!!

 

[Ramy]

Chuck Norris accidentally knocked the satellite out of orbit while practicing roundhouse kicks.

That's funny.

 

[hdva]

4) Dish Network is stealing the signal.
Do you mean the Patroits stealing the signal?

 

[sacalait]

GLOBAL WARMING!

 

[Banned]

#1 reason should be..............It's D*, what did you expect

 

[shmeff]

they should have put a red reset button on that thing.

 

[shmeff]

maybe they should unplug it for 15 seconds.

 

[Randall DBS]

Marvin the martian threatened to blow it up if they didnt move it because it was blocking his view of mars.

 

[stevesmall]

Marvin the martian threatened to blow it up if they didnt move it because it was blocking his view of mars.

No No NO you need to be plugged into a phone line to receive signals from directv, i can just picture the new nfl sunday ticket commercial, we were this short, with the ref holding his hands apart by a foot or so as if he were marking a first down LOL

 

[ChrisK114]

They forgot to tighten the gas cap.

 

[Jamey K]

D10 has not yet been launched because Chuck Norris is not available to throw it into outer space

That's my favorite.

 

[mdicki01]

The hamster that supplies the power to the d10 died. Can we have a moment of silence

 

[giveuspurehd]

10. unfortunately d10's hopes for more hd will not happen due to technical difficulties.we are proud to announce though, that we have co- branded with the NEW AT&T, to bring you high speed internet powered by directv!!!

 

[limburger]

Like everything else that goes wrong in the U.S.

It's President Bush's fault.

 

[Jimbo]

The Heat Shields were damaged !

Jimbo

 

[stevesmall]

The Heat Shields were damaged !

Jimbo

i hope they put the flux capacitor in ? we all know what kind of problems that can lead too.

 

[Paul Wozniak]

maybe they should unplug it for 15 seconds.

LMAO!

 

[BigTVG]

Someone ran over the 22,000 mile cable that connects the D10 to the broadcast center when they were mowing the lawn. The cable got wrapped up in the mower, and managed to pull the satellite out of orbit. The lawn care company is refusing to pay to fix.

 

[Mike0616]

They forgot to ask a CSR, they KNOW a RBR cures everything!