The Official Ohio State vs. Michigan Gameday Thread
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I did work for a month in NJ right on the border (Gloucster county area) and near trenton is where we stayed in the hotel. It was beutiful perhaps you should just move over the river and commute to work ?
and WAWA's make a great BLT
and WAWA's make a great BLT
I did work for a month in NJ right on the border (Gloucster county area) and near trenton is where we stayed in the hotel. It was beutiful perhaps you should just move over the river and commute to work ?
Long trip to Pittsburgh everyday from NJ.
I've heard 19.5 lately and after watching Ohio State for the last several years with the spread, I'll take M and the points, the Bucks rarely cover the spread.
Just my opinion, not to be used for anything other than educational purposes !
You got nothing to lose?! You have everything to lose including your manhood! This is OSU/UM. No goddamn excuses! I hope UM coach, Rich Rod doesn't have that same attitude in his pregame speech!
Tony D'Amato* would be disapointed in this attitude Paul. Maybe your UM team can use his famous words to inspire your underdogs:
Tony D'Amato*
*yet another one of my pop culture references. Tony D'Amato, played by Al Pacino was the inspirational, high octane coach in "Any Given Sunday".
I disagree, Michigan has NOTHING to lose, the Bucks have EVERYTHING to lose.
M is expected to lose, no pressure, OSU is expected to win .... 20 points is way too much thou.
It's be interesting to see if Pryor plays calm or gets to anxious ... he's been a pretty cool customer so far for the most part.
Jimbo
I still think Pryor made the wrong choice. He could have started two more games if he had went to Ann Arbor.
Yippee
I think had Pryor came to "That school up North" thier year would have been entirely different.
Jimbo
Enjoy fellow Bucknuts........ (3 more days!)
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[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ChtR3yMuD8"]Ohio State Owns Michigan[/ame]
With our inexperienced O-line, I don't know. Maybe a couple of more wins. which would have been nice. IMO what the new defensive coordinator did to the defense was criminal. We had 8 returning starters and plenty of back-ups that saw significant playing time last season. They should have been the class of the NCAA, but instead they rank among the worst. Rodriguez has won everywhere he's been, so I"m going to give him enough rope to hang himself if he can't get this right next season.
BTW, only one coach in MICHIGAN history has failed to beat "that evil school from The South" in his first season. Don't remember his name, it was BP. (Before Paul).
As someone that's lived in a lot of different and diverse areas, be thankful for what you have. Pittsburgh is a lot nicer than some places I've lived, or visited. :up
A guy walks into a bar in Ann Arbor wearing a Michigan jersey and carrying a cat that also has a Michigan jersey on with a little Wolverine helmet on his head, too. The guy says to the bartender, "Can my cat and I watch the Michigan game here? My TV at home broke down and my cat and I always watch the game together". The bartender replies, "Normally, cats wouldn't be allowed in the bar, but it's not very busy in here right now, so you and the cat can have a seat at the end of the bar. But, if there's any trouble with you or the cat, I'll have to ask you to leave." The guy agrees, and he and his cat start watching the game. Pretty soon Michigan manages to kick a field goal and the excited cat jumps up on the bar, walks all the way down and gives everyone a high five. The bartender says, "Hey, that's pretty cool! What does he do for a touchdown?" The guys answers, "I don't know, I've only had him for 3 years."
Jimbo
Jimbo
Strike up the Band! Everyone on your Feet! All together now..........
Ohio State: Across the Field
Fight the team across the field
Show them Ohio's here
Set the earth reverberating with a mighty cheer
Rah! Rah! Rah!
Hit them hard and see how they fall
Never let that team get the ball
Hail, hail! The gang's all here
So let's win that old conference now!
1 more day! 1 more glorious day! OSU/UM! Whatta Day it's going to be!
Ohio State: Across the Field
Fight the team across the field
Show them Ohio's here
Set the earth reverberating with a mighty cheer
Rah! Rah! Rah!
Hit them hard and see how they fall
Never let that team get the ball
Hail, hail! The gang's all here
So let's win that old conference now!
1 more day! 1 more glorious day! OSU/UM! Whatta Day it's going to be!
Q: Why did Michigan change their field from grass to artificial turf?
A: To keep the Michigan cheerleaders from grazing at half time.
—
One day in an elementary school in Ann Arbor Michigan, a teacher asks her class if the Michigan Wolverines are their favorite football team. The whole class says yes except for Little Jimmy.
The teacher asks, “What’s your favorite football team Jimmy?”
Little Jimmy says, “The Ohio State Buckeyes.”
The teacher asks, “Well, why is that?”
Little Jimmy says, “Well, my dad is a Buckeye fan, my mom is a Buckeye fan, I guess that makes me a Buckeye fan.”
The teacher angered by his reply says, “If your dad was a moron and your mom was an idiot what would that make you?”
Little Jimmy says, “Well, I guess that would make me a Michigan fan.”
—
One foggy night, a Buckeye fan was heading north from Columbus and a Michigan fan was driving south from Ann Arbor. While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars. The Michigan fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, “Man, I’m lucky to be alive!” Likewise, the Buckeye fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to have survived.
The Wolverine fan walks over to the Buckeye fan and says, “Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals.” The Buckeye fan thinks for a moment and says, “You know, you’re absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I’m going to see if something else survived the wreck.” The Buckeye fan then pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel’s. He says to the Wolverine, “I think this is another sign–we should toast to our newfound friendship.” The Wolverine fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle, the Wolverine fan hands it back to the Buckeye fan and says, “Your turn!” The Buckeye fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, “Nah, I think I’ll just wait for the cops to show up.”
—
Q: What do Michigan and pot have in common?
A: They both get smoked in bowls!
—
Q: What’s the difference between a University of Michigan fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
—
Q: Where was O.J. hiding right before the famous white Bronco chase?
A: On the University of Michigan campus. That’s the last place you would find a football player.
—
Q: Why don’t University of Michigan fans let their kids play in sand boxes?
A: Because cats keep covering them up.
—
Q: Why do University of Michigan fans keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
—
Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the University of Michigan campus?
A: A visitor.
—
Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the University of Michigan library?
A: Forty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
—
Q: Why should the University of Michigan change its name to the “Opossums”?
A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
—
Q: What does the average University of Michigan student get on his SAT?
A: Drool
—
Q: What do you get when you cross a groundhog and a Wolverine?
A: Six more weeks of bad football.
—
General Schwarzkopf was walking through the desert during the Gulf War when he found a lamp on the ground. He picked it up, rubbed, and out came a genie.
The genie said to the General, “I will grant you one wish.” The General replied, “I wish that we will win this war. Here is a map of the desert and all the war parties. Please make us win the war.”
The genie responded, “I’m not that powerful of a genie. I cannot grant you that wish.”
“Well,” the General responds, “then can you have University of Michigan win a bowl game this year?”
After a moment, the genie says, “Let me see that map again.”
—
Q: How do you make University of Michigan cookies?
A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours
—
Q: What do you get when you cross a University of Michigan fan and a pig?
A: Nothing. There’s some things that a pig will not do.
—
Ann Arbor News Report: Football practice in Ann Arbor was delayed on Monday for nearly two hours. One of the offensive players, while on his way to the locker room, happened to look down and notice a suspicious looking, unknown, white powdery substance on the practice field.
The head coach, Lloyd Carr, immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate. After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line.
Practice was resumed when the FBI decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again.
—
Q. What did the Michigan graduate say to the Ohio State graduate?
A. “Welcome to McDonald’s. May I take your order, please?”
—
It was reported that Michigan head football coach will only be dressing twenty players for the Ohio State game. The rest of the players will have to get dressed by themselves.
—
Q: How do you get a Michigan grad off of your front porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.
—
Q: What’s the only sign of intelligent life in Ann Arbor?
A: Columbus: 187 Miles
—
A: To keep the Michigan cheerleaders from grazing at half time.
—
One day in an elementary school in Ann Arbor Michigan, a teacher asks her class if the Michigan Wolverines are their favorite football team. The whole class says yes except for Little Jimmy.
The teacher asks, “What’s your favorite football team Jimmy?”
Little Jimmy says, “The Ohio State Buckeyes.”
The teacher asks, “Well, why is that?”
Little Jimmy says, “Well, my dad is a Buckeye fan, my mom is a Buckeye fan, I guess that makes me a Buckeye fan.”
The teacher angered by his reply says, “If your dad was a moron and your mom was an idiot what would that make you?”
Little Jimmy says, “Well, I guess that would make me a Michigan fan.”
—
One foggy night, a Buckeye fan was heading north from Columbus and a Michigan fan was driving south from Ann Arbor. While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars. The Michigan fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, “Man, I’m lucky to be alive!” Likewise, the Buckeye fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to have survived.
The Wolverine fan walks over to the Buckeye fan and says, “Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals.” The Buckeye fan thinks for a moment and says, “You know, you’re absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I’m going to see if something else survived the wreck.” The Buckeye fan then pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel’s. He says to the Wolverine, “I think this is another sign–we should toast to our newfound friendship.” The Wolverine fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle, the Wolverine fan hands it back to the Buckeye fan and says, “Your turn!” The Buckeye fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, “Nah, I think I’ll just wait for the cops to show up.”
—
Q: What do Michigan and pot have in common?
A: They both get smoked in bowls!
—
Q: What’s the difference between a University of Michigan fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
—
Q: Where was O.J. hiding right before the famous white Bronco chase?
A: On the University of Michigan campus. That’s the last place you would find a football player.
—
Q: Why don’t University of Michigan fans let their kids play in sand boxes?
A: Because cats keep covering them up.
—
Q: Why do University of Michigan fans keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
—
Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the University of Michigan campus?
A: A visitor.
—
Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the University of Michigan library?
A: Forty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
—
Q: Why should the University of Michigan change its name to the “Opossums”?
A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
—
Q: What does the average University of Michigan student get on his SAT?
A: Drool
—
Q: What do you get when you cross a groundhog and a Wolverine?
A: Six more weeks of bad football.
—
General Schwarzkopf was walking through the desert during the Gulf War when he found a lamp on the ground. He picked it up, rubbed, and out came a genie.
The genie said to the General, “I will grant you one wish.” The General replied, “I wish that we will win this war. Here is a map of the desert and all the war parties. Please make us win the war.”
The genie responded, “I’m not that powerful of a genie. I cannot grant you that wish.”
“Well,” the General responds, “then can you have University of Michigan win a bowl game this year?”
After a moment, the genie says, “Let me see that map again.”
—
Q: How do you make University of Michigan cookies?
A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours
—
Q: What do you get when you cross a University of Michigan fan and a pig?
A: Nothing. There’s some things that a pig will not do.
—
Ann Arbor News Report: Football practice in Ann Arbor was delayed on Monday for nearly two hours. One of the offensive players, while on his way to the locker room, happened to look down and notice a suspicious looking, unknown, white powdery substance on the practice field.
The head coach, Lloyd Carr, immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate. After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line.
Practice was resumed when the FBI decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again.
—
Q. What did the Michigan graduate say to the Ohio State graduate?
A. “Welcome to McDonald’s. May I take your order, please?”
—
It was reported that Michigan head football coach will only be dressing twenty players for the Ohio State game. The rest of the players will have to get dressed by themselves.
—
Q: How do you get a Michigan grad off of your front porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.
—
Q: What’s the only sign of intelligent life in Ann Arbor?
A: Columbus: 187 Miles
—
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The least you could do is find some NEW jokes, instead of reposting the same tired crap I read the last 3 yrs. BTW, the highlighted ones are more true of "THAT EVIL SCHOOL FROM THE SOUTH"! In case you forgot, LSU and Florida will remind you of your recent bowl: BEAT-DOWNS! And trust me, nobody, and I mean nobody outside of O-H-I-O thinks of OSU as a great academic school.
I think the final highlighted line is kind of funny for something that was probably posted in O-H-I-O!Like I said earlier, we got nothing to lose, but if you guys lose, that means you will end the year with 2 losses. The second will be your annual bowl beat-down.
Good Luck!
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Could this be the second of upset weekend??? I doubt it but....Michigan beats number 4 UCLA last night in basketball, nothing else would make me smile more then seeing the "sweater vest" lose this game, especially with how michigans season has been.
I couldn't think of anything sweeter, especially after what we've endured in the terms of football around this area.
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