(Sung to the tune of "Candy Man")
Who can break a promise? (Who can break a promise)
Break it with a smile? (Break it with a smile)
Who can promise April but deliver in July?
The Charlie Man can! (The Charlie Man can)
Yes, the Charlie Man can. (The Charlie Man can)
The Charlie Man can 'cause he has a heart that's blacker than my plasma TV. (My plasma TV)
Who can break a promise? (Who can break a promise)
Break it with a smile? (Break it with a smile)
Who can promise April but deliver in July?
The Charlie Man can! (The Charlie Man can)
Yes, the Charlie Man can. (The Charlie Man can)
The Charlie Man can 'cause he has a heart that's blacker than my plasma TV. (My plasma TV)