like your wife telling you......."i promise tonight".....
(later that night)
"I'm tired"
"I have a headache"
"I promise tomorrow"
Today's promises mean jack, just deal with it.
Good one and yes I laughed. But if any man treats his wife like a television service then as Mrs Garrison would say, "You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!". And when marrying one would hope it was out of love and not about expectations of service. Nor would I hope the wedding vow was "Do you promise to love and cherish her until your two year contract is up?" Same again... damn him to hell. Then again, I didnt agree to and pay for a two year contract with Dish out of love.
Oh yes, any man that leaves his wife because of "poor expectation of service" should be taken to the cleaners and bled dry. Lets hope Dish doesnt do the same to those who cancel for DirecTV or Comcast nor have to pay alimony for the next 20 years.