It's nice to hear Merry CHRISTmas again at the local stores. The pc crap was getting to me. Now if we can only get the bell ringing SA back, the spirit may return.
...and the Grinch crept silently into every rural town in the land and stole their Distant Networks. "Heh heh heh," he laughed. "This will protect the copyrights of all those networks owned by the evil mega-corporations. Up on my hill I can receive them all over the air anyway....