if they won't give you a genie, tell them you don't need their service at all.
Can't beat having an employee complementry account.
Mine runs me $65 per month with 9 receivers with Premier Package with NFL, MLB, NHL and NBA.
Normally this would be like $195 Plus sports packages.
How much of that do they give you to troll the Dish forum?
Oh, and back on topic, just sub-lease one of the accounts.