Yes, the customer is clearly the enemy and must be fought tooth and nail.
I would however like some cheap boobs. Is dish network still offering those, and do I actually have to punch someone before I can get them?
In other news, business 101 says if everyone offers cheap deals to get customers and then do nothing for them after that, they'll leave and head for the cheaper deal.
Setting aside the myriad of business issues that Directv suffers from and sticking to this particular situation, there is no reason to charge a customer for not returning a box when they've returned the box, then delay issuing a credit until 'someone gets to look at it'. You guys are not only going to have a lot of government problems, the credit card companies are going to start giving you some problems too.
I would however like some cheap boobs. Is dish network still offering those, and do I actually have to punch someone before I can get them?
In other news, business 101 says if everyone offers cheap deals to get customers and then do nothing for them after that, they'll leave and head for the cheaper deal.
Setting aside the myriad of business issues that Directv suffers from and sticking to this particular situation, there is no reason to charge a customer for not returning a box when they've returned the box, then delay issuing a credit until 'someone gets to look at it'. You guys are not only going to have a lot of government problems, the credit card companies are going to start giving you some problems too.