Hell, forget that...just put Bettman in goal without pads and pepper him with slapshots. I'd pay to watch that.I would tune-in for an abridged version of this year's All-Star game featuring The Donald Fehrries versus The Dead Bettmans. Forget the hockey...just start raining blows at the drop of the puck. What a befitting mid-season classic; a girly slapfest you won't want to miss.