I don't know how many hearts I have (and I could not possibly care less about it), but I am sure to be in the silent minority. No bitches, moans, problems, or complaints here. I canxed my D10 after my contract expired because *I think* for the whole year, we watched TV in the bedroom twice. At the same time, I added HBO in anticipation of the new sopranos season, and they gave me starz for free.
I don't like the lease model, and I will not lease any of their equipment, so if my R10 DTivo craps out *or if they jerk me around about not having a landline for it*, I guess we will lite up the D10 and the old Sat B65A and hook them up to a real DVR. I'm not leasing and I am not paying bellsouth $30/mo so Tivo can keep tabs on what I watch.
IMO, if you are calling D* to ask how many hearts you have, you seriously need to get a hobby.