I should stay out of this as it is none of my business what happens in the privacy of the Hospice. If the Florida and Federal Governments as well as the Bushes put as much money into AIDS and Cancer Research as was spent on the legal challenges over the years, maybe fewer people would have to make the tough decisions of when to end life-extending measures for a hopeless cause.
Metaphysical question: Where was Terri's soul this last fifteen years? Trapped in her body? Purgatory, waiting for the Earthly connection to be broken? Or, with Jesus in Heaven, after her cerbrial cortex could no longer hold it here?
Florida Living Will -- Revised To Comply With Current Political and
Social Events (This version will leave no room for doubt.)
LIVING WILL
I, _________________________ (fill in the blank), being of sound mind and
body, unequivocally declare that in the event of a catastrophic injury or
illness, I do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.
I hereby instruct my loved ones and relatives to remove all life-support
systems once it has been determined that my brain is no longer
functioning in a cognizant realm. However, that judgment should be made
only after thorough consultation with medical experts, i.e., individuals
who actually have been trained, educated and certified as doctors
specializing in the relevant field of my illness or injury.
Under no circumstances -- and I can't state this too strongly -- should
my fate be put in the hands of peckerwood politicians who couldn't pass
ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it. Furthermore, it is my
firm hope that, when the time comes, any discussion about terminating my
medical treatment should remain private and confidential.
Living in Florida, however, I have been made acutely aware that the
legislative and executive branches of state government are fond of
meddling in family matters, and have little concern for the privacy and
dignity of individuals. Therefore, I wish to make my views on this
subject as clear and unambiguous as possible. Recognizing that some
politicians seem cerebrally challenged themselves (and with no medical
excuse), I'll try to keep this simple and to the point:
1. While remaining sensitive to the feelings of loved ones who might
cling to hope for my recovery, let me state that if a reasonable amount
of time passes -- say, ____ (fill in the blank) months -- and I fail to
sit up and ask for a cold beer, it should be presumed that I won't ever
get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my
family and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and
call it a day. Then go out and drink a toast to me at a fine restaurant.
2. Under no circumstances shall the members of the Legislature enact a
special law to keep me on life-support machinery. It is my wish that
these boneheads mind their own damn business, and pay attention instead
to the health, education and future of those few Floridians who don't
seem to be in a persistent vegetative state.
3. Under no circumstances shall the governor of Florida butt into this
case and order my doctors to put a feeding tube down my throat. I don't
care how many fundamentalist votes he's trying to scrounge, it is my wish
that he play politics with someone else's life and leave me to die in
peace. I pray that he'll go out and get an honest job.
4. I couldn't care less if a million religious zealots send e-mails to
legislators in which they pretend to care about me. I don't know these
nosy wackos, and I certainly haven't authorized them to preach and
crusade on my behalf. I ask them to go out and feed the hungry, house
the homeless, or mind their own friggin' business.
5. It is my heartfelt wish to expire quietly and without a public
spectacle. This is obviously impossible once elected officials become
involved. At all costs, keep the Bushes and Tom DeLay away from me.
So, while recognizing the wrenching emotions that attend the prolonged
death of a loved one, I hereby instruct my relatives to settle all
disagreements about my care in private, or as provided by law -- WITHOUT
going to court.
If any of my family goes against my wishes and turns my case into a
political cause, I hereby promise to come back from the grave and make
his or her existence a living _______ (fill in the blank).