Dish wants me back...oh wait, I'm already a customer

[Mr Tony]

Came home and got the mail and got this "Dish Network Reactivation Certificate" offering me up to $270 in "switch back" bonuses

Its the usual garb
Free 3 months of HBO< Cinemax, Starz or Showtime
Free install
Free DVR
$25 credit on 1st bill
the $10 off for 10 months for SD or $20 for 10 months with HD

18 month agreement

Here's the funny thing....I AM CURRENTLY A CUSTOMER
came back at the end of August

Here's the irony in all of this. Also in my mail is my Dish invoice for the month

 

[KE4EST]

I had a customer show me something like that, last year but it was for directv. Same thing there she was already a customer.

 

[Hall]

Damn, first mistake Dish has made.....

 

[r_childress]

I got one too. Been a Dish sub for 10 years!!!

 

[MikeD-C05]

Why don't you stop your service and call back tomorrow and restart it with the certificate for the $270.00 worth of free stuff?