911: What's your emergency?
Caller: My car was just abducted by aliens!
911: Could you repeat that please?
Caller: A flying saucer just swooped in and sucked up my Subaru with a tractor beam or...
911: What is your location sir?
Caller: I'm in the Big Boy parking lot! Send the police!!
911: Standby sir, I've dispatched EMS to come pick you up and transport you to the hospital.
Caller: What about my Subaru!
911: I've issued an APB for all law enforcement in the area to keep a lookout for any UFO's hauling a Subaru. EMS will be there shortly. Have a nice evening, sir.
Caller: My car was just abducted by aliens!
911: Could you repeat that please?
Caller: A flying saucer just swooped in and sucked up my Subaru with a tractor beam or...
911: What is your location sir?
Caller: I'm in the Big Boy parking lot! Send the police!!
911: Standby sir, I've dispatched EMS to come pick you up and transport you to the hospital.
Caller: What about my Subaru!
911: I've issued an APB for all law enforcement in the area to keep a lookout for any UFO's hauling a Subaru. EMS will be there shortly. Have a nice evening, sir.