Here is the email i sent after being audited for the second time in a little over a year back in 2006 by the Audit Nazis.  I have been a Dish customer from the very beginning when you bought and installed your own equipment.  We only hit one bird back then.  I have 5 active receivers on my account so I have a big bullseye on my account.  I live in a quad level house with many TVs, some, but not all have Dish.  They also lied the first time and said it was a call to make sure I had the latest software version, but I found it odd that I was given all these instructions, like I had to be on a cordless phone, do not put the call on hold, do not talk to anyone else, and was also told that I was taking to long to get to one of my sets, which was in the garage.  I was even chastised by the caller, when I answered my wife's question as to who I was talking to.  And yes they are rude and condescending.  Second time, I knew what I was up against.  Was I irate, yes!!  I haven't been called since this note, so knock on wood!
I just want to voice my opinion on your security audits and the  total lack of respect for long time customers.  I have just spent 50 minutes trying to get one of my receivers reactivated after being shut  down twice.  I have been doing remodeling in my kitchen and needed to 
disconnect the receiver.  You called to audit, since I do not have phone lines connected for 2 reasons, I have kids and I don't want unauthorized pay per views and also most of my receivers are not anywhere near a phone line, and you deactivated it.  I called and had it reactivated after to 
calls to customer service only to have you shut it down because your people didn't follow proper procedures.  I think this is a poor business 
practice!!  Are you not the number one satellite provider?  Didn't your long time customers, who believed in you early on get you there?  Please 
give us all a break.  I have 2 more receivers including a DVR that I was thinking of activating, but if this is going to raise more "red flags" to 
you people, I may just switch to Comcast!!
Am I upset, you are damn right!!!
Ken K