You might be a SatelliteGuy if...
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Long time lurker recent poster. I just wanted to share a personal experience for the "You might be a satelliteguy if..."
You might be a satelliteguy if you're lying in bed, thinking about how to clean up that mess of switches hanging off the side of your house, and then it comes to you...
You get dressed and go looking for a 24 hour home improvement store so you can buy a 100' spool of RG6
Long time lurker recent poster. I just wanted to share a personal experience for the "You might be a satelliteguy if..."
You might be a satelliteguy if you're lying in bed, thinking about how to clean up that mess of switches hanging off the side of your house, and then it comes to you...
You get dressed and go looking for a 24 hour home improvement store so you can buy a 100' spool of RG6
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You might be a satelliteguy if:
when its really warm out and you have th air on you don't leave the house for anything...unless its to work on the satellite dish
because you can't get a satellite on the backside of the house you move the 6 foot dish in front of the garage to get that satellite
You might be a satelliteguy if:
when its really warm out and you have th air on you don't leave the house for anything...unless its to work on the satellite dish
because you can't get a satellite on the backside of the house you move the 6 foot dish in front of the garage to get that satellite
you might be a satelliteguy if....
the neighbor is out washing his truck and you are out washing the satellite dishes
the neighbor is out washing his truck and you are out washing the satellite dishes
you might be a satelliteguy if....
the neighbor is out washing his truck and you are out washing the satellite dishes
Does that help reception?
I had some bird crap on 2 of them so I was getting that off
If you can get to them, I usually wash them once in a while to get dirt and stuff off of them. DBS it doesn't really help much but KU Band (FTA and the Superdish LNB) every signal point helps
You Might Be a SatelliteGuy If... You look at Satellite Photos from space and see Satellites... 
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You Might Be a SatelliteGuy If... You look at Satellite Photos from space and see Satellites...
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You might be the founder of Satelliteguy if you see a satellite from a satellite photo from space.
You Might Be a SatelliteGuy If... You look at Satellite Photos from space and see Satellites...
Had to dig this one up...
:haha :up:up
Here's how to tell if you're a Junior Satellite Guy: 18 & under, in elementary, middle or high school...
My bad...
You have to go through a hatch door through the roof to check the LNB for the teachers because they're clueless
You have to go through a hatch door through the roof to check the LNB for the teachers because they're clueless
Damn done that one too!you might be a satellite guy if Dish is taking pictures of your roof.
you might be a satellite guy if you're averaging over 12 posts a day on satelliteguys.us
I have some more for those 18 and under...
- For extra credit teachers ask you to record educational programming for them off your C-Band and/or Ku-Band dish that they can't get on cable or DSB
- Teachers think you're "cultured" because you have a C-Band dish at home in your yard
- For punishment, you have to clean the fiberglass BUD... with a toothrush, bleach/water mix and a 6-8ft high step ladder
- (For those in rural areas) Your parents have a satellite because to get cable to your residence would take quite a chunk out of your college fund, 4 maybe 5 figures
- You make your parents put a motor on the dish before you leave for college!
- For extra credit teachers ask you to record educational programming for them off your C-Band and/or Ku-Band dish that they can't get on cable or DSB
- Teachers think you're "cultured" because you have a C-Band dish at home in your yard
- For punishment, you have to clean the fiberglass BUD... with a toothrush, bleach/water mix and a 6-8ft high step ladder
- (For those in rural areas) Your parents have a satellite because to get cable to your residence would take quite a chunk out of your college fund, 4 maybe 5 figures
- You make your parents put a motor on the dish before you leave for college!
you might be a satellite guy if you're averaging over 12 posts a day on satelliteguys.us
You post whore!
you might be a satellite guy if you're averaging over 12 posts a day on satelliteguys.us
pfft. So what does that make us who average more than that a day.
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