You installers out there
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Nice fantasy but makes you wonder about the woman that would do such a thing ( seen to many stab em and gut em movies ).
I'm not an installer, but in a service industry (Pest Control). The best story we ever had was one of our senior field guys was out to do a exterior treatment around a very modern home (walls of glass) and they had an intercom. He announces his arrival and the lady tells him to go ahead and spray the exterior. As he's walking around doing his job, he can't help but notice that the woman (in her 40's) and her daughter (maybe 20) are doing housework in the nude... and he knows they know he can see them and they go on right about their business. The guy is a grandfather and pretty straight-laced. He calls in on the radio later and tells us "now I've seen everything" and he meant it.
I always get the fat ones. One lady offered her shower. I thought she meant for me at first, but then she started talking about locking the door in case her husband came home. Hell, it would have been entertaining to see if the two of us could actually FIT in her shower.
Then there was the fat lady who came to the door in a teddy that didn't come close to fitting. I almost busted out laughing when she opened the door. She looked rediculous, and I almost hurled.
The last time, it was a porker in a nightie that barely fit. She bent over right in front of me, luckily, I saw what she was about to do, and was able to turn away before I found out what was under that thing. I really didn't think anything about it. My wife does house work naked, so NBD. The next thing I know the AC guy is there and she is fully clothed. He does whatever he did--wasn't there very long--and the next time I see her, she is back in the nightie. When I went to hook up the tv in her room, she had porn playing on the computer. Before I left, she asked if there was anything she could do for me. Never been asked that before. Of all the things to pop into my mind at that instance...I came up with "yeah, diet." Luckily, my mouth is on a delayed fuse, so I actually said "No, ma'am".
I know that Marines are know for liking the big women, but I am not a typical Marine. I leave the whale watching for my brothers.
Then there was the fat lady who came to the door in a teddy that didn't come close to fitting. I almost busted out laughing when she opened the door. She looked rediculous, and I almost hurled.
The last time, it was a porker in a nightie that barely fit. She bent over right in front of me, luckily, I saw what she was about to do, and was able to turn away before I found out what was under that thing. I really didn't think anything about it. My wife does house work naked, so NBD. The next thing I know the AC guy is there and she is fully clothed. He does whatever he did--wasn't there very long--and the next time I see her, she is back in the nightie. When I went to hook up the tv in her room, she had porn playing on the computer. Before I left, she asked if there was anything she could do for me. Never been asked that before. Of all the things to pop into my mind at that instance...I came up with "yeah, diet." Luckily, my mouth is on a delayed fuse, so I actually said "No, ma'am".
I know that Marines are know for liking the big women, but I am not a typical Marine. I leave the whale watching for my brothers.
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