y can't metroid crawl?

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I honestly don't have words for how I feel about this.. I don't know if I should feel "superior" or feel sad or if it's just a difference in age/experiences, but either way it's just ASTOUNDING..

http://www.destructoid.com/wii-u-owners-don-t-know-how-to-play-super-metroid-253895.phtml