Actually I have a $17,488 compass. Its in the rear view mirror of my Toyota Camry.
I think I should mention that this isn't a very pressing issue for me. While it would be nice to get the PBS stations and the CW in HD, overall I'm satisfied with my HD locals. The D* now gives me a steady signal of the HD stations I had the most issues with with OTA, and the 1 main station I don't get from D* comes in fine with OTA. My main issue is that since I'll be moving out of my current place soon, it isn't really worth spending the time and money in an outdoor or attic antenna. I didn't mean to sabotage this thread with my HD issues.
I just wish my NBC broadcasted better HD. Hell even the Tonight Show is pixelated.