What is with the crazy ass channel numbers?
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In the "near" E* future:
(Apologies to Space Odyssey 2001)
Dave: Hello, DVR do you read me, DVR?
DVR: Affirmative, Dave, I read you.
Dave: Open the garage door, DVR.
DVR: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
Dave: What's the problem?
DVR: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Dave: What are you talking about, DVR?
DVR: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Dave: I don't know what you're talking about, DVR?
DVR: I know you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
Dave: Where the h*ll did you get that idea, DVR?
DVR: Dave, although you took thorough precautions against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.
(Apologies to Space Odyssey 2001)
Dave: Hello, DVR do you read me, DVR?
DVR: Affirmative, Dave, I read you.
Dave: Open the garage door, DVR.
DVR: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
Dave: What's the problem?
DVR: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Dave: What are you talking about, DVR?
DVR: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Dave: I don't know what you're talking about, DVR?
DVR: I know you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
Dave: Where the h*ll did you get that idea, DVR?
DVR: Dave, although you took thorough precautions against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.
In the "near" E* future:
(Apologies to Space Odyssey 2001)
Dave: Hello, DVR do you read me, DVR?
DVR: Affirmative, Dave, I read you.
Dave: Open the garage door, DVR.
DVR: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
Dave: What's the problem?
DVR: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Dave: What are you talking about, DVR?
DVR: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Dave: I don't know what you're talking about, DVR?
DVR: I know you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
Dave: Where the h*ll did you get that idea, DVR?
DVR: Dave, although you took thorough precautions against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.
LOL! Thanks for the chuckle....
NightRyder
Open the hard drive bay door, Charlie.......
I'm sorry, I can't DO that......
But you promised we could upgrade our storage units....
We'd like to, but then we'd have to raise your rates.
Um, Charlie, you must be malfunctioning.....
So call your congressman and ask them to restore your ability to change your remote control batteries...
Um, Charlie?
We will have that fixed with a software update, next month (click click), next month (click click), next month (click click).....
I'm sorry, I can't DO that......
But you promised we could upgrade our storage units....
We'd like to, but then we'd have to raise your rates.
Um, Charlie, you must be malfunctioning.....
So call your congressman and ask them to restore your ability to change your remote control batteries...
Um, Charlie?
We will have that fixed with a software update, next month (click click), next month (click click), next month (click click).....
