Hi, Not sure why you think you're being berated, we're trying to respond to a your questions. I am not sure what you expect when your reply is "you guys don't know what you're talking about". You are the one asking the Question, that implies you don't understand what you need. Else why even ask? You posted, people took the time to answer and they are giving you the correct answers.
Again here is your answer...
The Dish you have is Not a good dish for Real FTA signals. The lnb if original is not going to work, simple as that, for Real FTA.
Your receiver is a Viewsat and was intended for FTA and can not be used for Dishnetwork.
With the proper dish and lnbf your receiver will work with FTA. You can watch tv in your man cave If you take the time to learn how and what you need.
SatelliteGuys is the best FTA information source on the internet. You can ask and learn how and what you need right here.
To Start you need a dish of the proper size and and lnbf that is linear. If you want to watch tv in your man cave this is what you'll need.