sad thing is this sounds like something my family would do
You sure you want to know?
just in case i'm assaulted with a bag of those things
"I told her she was supposed to bake Birthday Cake, not pie! What kind of an idiot bakes a Birthday Pie? So I dotted her eye."
cheetos survival 101? since I have a few extra pounds I am sure there wouldnt be enough in the bag ot hurt me, and if there were, I am sure I could eat them faster then they could throw them