there really is not enough words to say

[JamesJ]

Tenn. couple accused of assault using Cheetos - Yahoo! News

 

[Paul Wozniak]

Must have been a slow night for the cops. No one was hurt, so what was the basis for an assault charge?

 

[Scott Greczkowski]

Chester Cheetah was trampled in the ruckus.

 

[JamesJ]

sad thing is this sounds like something my family would do

 

[Paul Wozniak]

sad thing is this sounds like something my family would do

LOL!

 

[Rey]

so what exactly did they do to each other with the cheetos?

 

[Paul Wozniak]

You sure you want to know?

 

[Rey]

You sure you want to know?

just in case i'm assaulted with a bag of those things

 

[JamesJ]

just in case i'm assaulted with a bag of those things

cheetos survival 101? since I have a few extra pounds I am sure there wouldnt be enough in the bag ot hurt me, and if there were, I am sure I could eat them faster then they could throw them

 

[riffjim4069]

This reminds me of a former co-worker who assaulted his girlfriend simply because she had baked him a Birthday Pie. When questioned about the incident he stated, "I told her she was supposed to bake Birthday Cake, not pie! What kind of an idiot bakes a Birthday Pie? So I dotted her eye."

 

[lakebum431]

"I told her she was supposed to bake Birthday Cake, not pie! What kind of an idiot bakes a Birthday Pie? So I dotted her eye."

sad, just sad

 

[TNGTony]

That was a long way to go for a bad pun!

 

[Rey]

cheetos survival 101? since I have a few extra pounds I am sure there wouldnt be enough in the bag ot hurt me, and if there were, I am sure I could eat them faster then they could throw them

 

[Ramy]

This is hilarious. :haha