Well, I called DTV and cancelled with them... and then called one of the retailers I cotacted earlier and closed the deal... pretty much the same offer (minus the portable DVD player and the $50 Visa GC, but with an extra instant $10 off per month for the 1st year).
The great thing about it? my install was scheduled for tomorrow at 2PM .
Glad to see that you're getting takin' care of. Ma & Pa's will always jump at the opportunity to earn your business. Besides you're helping out your community and not giving all your money to the big ole' corporate giants.