I’ve never been a fan of Apple, their over hyped products, and their snobbish elitist fanbase. Apple doesn’t bring much to the table in terms of innovation, but with the help of Foxconn they know how to make it shiny, package it and market it. I had some of the early model iPhones, had a few iPods, almost bought an iPad and have to deal with more modern iPhones and iPads at work. None of their stuff remotely impresses me, I don’t think of them as some premium company. I find iOS limited, extremely annoying and not user friendly. When I had the iPhones, I was always jailbroken, that was the only way I could deal with iOS.
It’s amazing to me that people think of Apple as innovators. When I had the iPhone MMS was not supported, you could not record video, unless you were like me and downloaded Cycorder from Cydia after being jailbroken, no app switching, hell the trendiest, most stupidest thing that smart phones are capable of doing was available on other phones before the iPhone. Selfies. My HTC Evo was one of the first, if not the first smart phone to have a front facing camera. My Windows Mobile pocket PC from 2002 had a fingerprint scanner. I owned three smart watches before the Apple Watch came out.
I am not making a blanket statement, I am not saying words like ALL or EVERYBODY, but it is my experience and general observation with family, friends and co-workers, those who are tech savvy, and technologically literate tend to go with Android phones and tablets, decent Windows based computers or 2 in 1s. Those who don’t know the difference between the mice in their attic and the mouse on their computer are the ones in the Apple walled garden ecosystem. And then you have the ones who have more money than brains and think of the shiny fruit logo as some sort of status symbol. These people are generally real easy to identify. They are the ones that don’t use generic terms like computer, phone and tablet, but always say MacBook Air, iPhone or iPad and usually have cases with the Apple logo exposed, so the whole world can see how kewl and fashionable they think they are.
I find it really annoying that because I’m into technology people assume that I’m interested in Apple or think that the iPhone is the only phone in existence or ask me if I’m going to stand in line for the latest iThing. People will often say to me ‘what do you think of the new phone coming out’ or ‘when is the new phone coming out’. I know that they’re talking about the iPhone, but I always do a little mini run down mentioning the latest Galaxy, Note, HTC One Series and maybe some others and then when they specify they’re talking about the iPhone, I just say I have no idea, I don’t pay attention to the world of Apple, their stuff is useless to me.
Apples removal of the headphone jack, while an annoyance to some, wouldn’t bother me personally. I don’t wear headphones or earbuds. I cannot stand anything in or covering my ears, no matter how comfortable the manufacture claims they are. The new Pixel XL is rumored to have the headphone jack removed, which is fine by me. I can’t remember the last time I ever plugged it in to anything.
Dealing with iPhones and iPads in a corporate environment is a massive PITA, and I say that as someone who is not directly responsible for them. Supporting them is also a PITA. If someone has in issue with an Apple phone or tablet, I take 5 – 10 minutes to research the problem and offer solutions. If that doesn’t solve the problem, I tell our employees to find the nearest Apple Store and they can help you better than I can. The thing that completely floored me was how convoluted it is to load a PDF, Word DOC or PPT file to an iPad with no internet connectivity. Contrary to what city dwellers tend to believe, most of the country does not live in NYC, LA or San Fran. Our sales team is often in rural or remote areas with limited access to public wifi, and limited cellular coverage to use their phone as a hotspot. It’s such a nightmare to help these people transfer their sales presentations and brochures from their laptops to the iPad when away from the office, because you can’t mount an iThing as a removable drive. Our new Sales Manager wanted me to look into 2 in 1s, instead of giving all of the sales reps both laptops and tablets. Problem solved. Half of the 18 member sales team are now on Surface Books, the second half will get them in 2018 and all new hires will get them. No more, iPads, halfway there to an Apple free work environment!
And on the topic of the iPhone X, I think the all screen design is stupid. That notch thing is just dumb. Because of how anal retentive Apple is about this stuff, I’ll be sure to pronounce it iPhone Ex as in ecks and as in the letter X. Not Ten. Just like I call OS X, OS Ex as in ecks and as in the letter X. In what ever way I can ‘disrespect’ the brand I will. I did the big no-no and jailbroke their devices. I currently do the big no-no and run a Hackintosh VM in VMWare and I refuse to pronounce the name of their products the way they want to too. I’m not just like that with Apple. I have an extended family member that used to work for Xerox in their heyday in some white collar cushy corporate gig with a fancy title. He got let go, and It was kind of ugly from what I understand, but even after that, and after all of this time, it still infuriates him when someone uses Xerox as a verb. So I try to work it in at least once every time I see him. I can’t believe people get so riled up about such stupidness.