Sadoun T-shirt Idea:

[Lak7]

If your neighbors haven't complained....

....you don't have enough!

 

[Anole]

liked it well enough to enhance a little:

If your Dish doesn't move....
....it doesn't count!

{then on the back}

Get a Gbox...
... and be double-counted!

edit: or possibly -
... and be counted double!

 

[Lak7]

If HOA says the Dish is too big...

...your welcome here!

 

[Lak7]

If HOA says the Dish is too big...

...Move!

 

[Anole]

inspiration:

If HOA says the Dish is too big...

...Move!

[front]
If the HOA says your dish is too big...
. . . show 'em your purchase order for a BIGGER one . . .
[back]
. . . 'till they agree your original isn't so bad!

 

[Lak7]

What?
You don't get the Unemployment Channel.

 

[Lak7]

That's not a Dish, see the holes.....

...It's a Colander.

 

[cracklincrotch]

What?
You don't get the Unemployment Channel.

I gotta admit I laughed when I unexpectedly scanned that one in. I immediately thought of shows like Judge <insert name here> or "My daughter's having sex with her grandfather's third cousin's hooker who has a hairy back!"

There's always something simple like "Got BUD?"

 

[Sadoun]

What?
You don't get the Unemployment Channel.

wait a minute There is an Unemployment Channel? I had no idea What do they do? Show "work from home" commercials?

 

[Pismire]

The one time I watched it there were ads for people looking for work. Kind of like a dating service. Didn't work for me I am still UN.....er self employed.

 

[Anole]

The one time I watched it there were ads for people looking for work.
Kind of like a dating service. Didn't work for me I am still UN.....er self employed.

I used to be self employed.
Now, I like to call it: retired ! -
Though, maybe I did it a decade or two too soon! -


Ya know, there should be a T-shirt in that concept...
...let me think about it.

[front] In these economic times ...
...if you can't afford pay-satellite or cable...

[back] See Sadoun.com ...
and learn about FTA satellite TV.


Not very funny, but a strong, direct-to-the-point message.

 

[Anole]

here we go:

[front]
I used to be self employed...
and had expensive cable TV.

[back]
Now that I am retired...
all I can afford it Free To Air!

[Sadoun logo & URL]

 

[mikelib]

I swing with Gbox.

 

[mikelib]

Turn, turn, turn
Gbox, Gbox, Gbox
FTA, FTA, FTA
Way to Go

 

[MikeinBaja]

(Picture of a BUD)

"Beam it on down Scottie!"

 

[SpiffWilkie]

Front: For service that's out of this world...
Back: Sadoun logo

See what I did there??? Customer service/satellite service? Double meaning? Seeeee???