Originally Posted by bubba108
If that Dish erection takes longer than four hours you may need to see your health care provider.
FTA IS NOT FOR EVERYONE. Only your doctor can decide if FTA is right for you. Before watching FTA, ask if you're healthy enough for FTA activity and be sure to tell your doctor about all your medical conditions and all medications. Don't install FTA if you take medications as the combination can cause a sudden, unsafe drop in signal quality.
FTA for daily use remains in your mind for as long as you watch it. Tell your doctor about all medications, especially if you watch test patterns (often used for pretending you’re an actual broadcasting station) or LNBs for listening for aliens, bad switches, RG-75 Coax, or HDTV, so your doctor can be aware of potential drug interactions.
Don't drink alcohol in excess (to a level of intoxication) with FTA, as this may increase your chances of getting dizzy and falling off the roof or lowering your attention span. FTA does not protect against FTA OCD diseases, including habitual watching. The most common side effects with FTA were headache and eye strain. Backache and muscle ache were also reported, sometimes with improper FTA installations.
In rare instances, men watching FTA reported a sudden decrease or loss of vision or hearing (sometimes with ringing in the ears and dizziness due to the loudness of Retro Jams). It's not possible to determine if these events are related directly to the FTA or to other factors. If you have a sudden decrease or loss of vision or hearing, stop watching any or all FTA, including C-Band FTA and 4DTV and call your doctor right away.
As with any FTA Installation, in the rare event of a dish erection lasting more than 4 hours, seek immediate installation help to avoid long-term injury.
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