hdtvtechno said:
why the heck did they change it ?
Because the LAST thing they want is to have to pay someone $6 an hour to actually talk to a customer. It's much easier to direct customers into a Star Trek style "temporal causality loop" where the automated phone attendant just repeats the same thing.
Picard: "Change heading to coordinates 115 by 13 mark 2."
Worf: "Captain, the DirecTV attendant STILL asks us to unplug our receiver"
Picard: "Heading 235 by 64 mark 15"
Worf: "Captain, the DirecTV attendant STILL asks us to unplug our receiver"
Picard: "Oh the hell with it! Just cancel our service."
Worf: "Captain, the DirecTV attendant STILL asks us to unplug our receiver"
Picard: "Abort Mr. Worf! Abort"
Worf: "Captain, the DirecTV attendant STILL asks us to unplug our receiver"
Picard: "Worf, fire photon torpedos at Spaceway 1"
Worf: Captain, the DirecTV satellite must be using some type of cloaking technology, it deflects our torpedos and I get a message..."Captain, the DirecTV attendant STILL asks us to unplug our receiver"
Picard: CAll customer retention!
Worf: Number disconnected, "Captain, the DirecTV attendant STILL asks us to unplug our receiver"
Picard: Can you get a reading on any humanoid life forms at any DirecTV center?
Worf: "Captain, the DirecTV attendant STILL asks us to unplug our receiver"
etc, etc, etc......
Maybe they could reduce their churn by allowing pissed off customers actually talk to a human being.