Porn .......... Charlie ............ and cheeseburgers

[bert gordon]

I dare Charlie ... former "Mr. Clean/DBS" now Mr PornDog, to offer his porn channels free for an extended amount of time ... a day a week, whatever.

This porndoggy is greedy for your porndollars ... he's a cheepo and a creepo and he hates cheeseburgers, so I'm told.

In fact, Charlie eats tofu burgers with purple ketchup, so says my sources.

More pertinent info later.

 

[cooper]

f-r-e-a-k f-r-e-a-k f-r-e-a-k and freako is his namo!

 

[Scott Greczkowski]

Only reason you want him to offer the channels for free is so you can save money on your bill...

So whos the porndog?

 

[bert gordon]

Only reason you want him to offer the channels for free is so you can save money on your bill...

So whos the porndog?

Yo! Scott ................ I am not a DISH nor a DirecTV nor a Voom sub ................. I get Comcast (non digital) ............. :!:

 

[Sean Mota]

Bert,

Why do you keep insisting on the same topic? Are you on a special crusade? A Christian Crusade? If so, you are going in the wrong way, Man... I am a Christian and this is not what Christian's are all about and you are putting yourself in a situation that will make you to be a joke rather than a legitimate concern.

On the other hand, if you are not Human (maybe Bert Gordon is an idea and different people are using this name ), you are making no friends but enemies. If you really care about morality or being attached to a specific religion then you will stop these type of posts/threads because they only make you look like something is wrong with you.

P.S. I am trying to make some sense of your post and rationalize your behavior. Please stop this posts. Thank you. :?

 

[BobMurdoch]

-Man hammers sign into ground and walks away-

-camera zooms in-

It reads...... "DON'T FEED THE TROLLS"

 

[Roger]

Only reason you want him to offer the channels for free is so you can save money on your bill...

So whos the porndog?

LOL!

 

[Roger]

Bert,

Why do you keep insisting on the same topic? Are you on a special crusade? A Christian Crusade? If so, you are going in the wrong way, Man... I am a Christian and this is not what Christian's are all about and you are putting yourself in a situation that will make you to be a joke rather than a legitimate concern.

On the other hand, if you are not Human (maybe Bert Gordon is an idea and different people are using this name ), you are making no friends but enemies. If you really care about morality or being attached to a specific religion then you will stop these type of posts/threads because they only make you look like something is wrong with you.

P.S. I am trying to make some sense of your post and rationalize your behavior. Please stop this posts. Thank you. :?

I disagree with you, Sean Mota. If it's on his mind then let him say what's on it because I've had seen enough censorship to last me a lifetime. The last thing I ever want to see is somebody being banned from this site for their opinions.

 

[Scott Greczkowski]

No ones getting banned, this is why this area is here it lets people bitch and moan all they want without cluttering up the rest of the site.

Burt has been smart enough to post his Charlie Porn Dog ramblings here in the gripe forum which is the correct area for this type of post.

If he did it in the other areas though I might have a problem with that.

I thank Burt for posting his posts here and not cluttering up the board.

 

[sampatterson]

I think God created porn to give men a chance at being monogamous...

 

[bert gordon]

Scott thanx 4 letting me post at all :!: I've been thrown out of the competition but thanx to your special GRIPE board I have a new home.

Roger ... like I said ... I am a weak man ... I'm admittedly attracted to porn .... I don't have dbs ... I do have cable (non-digital Comcast) ... and I do have internet/broadband ... but I don't subscribe to any porn sites tho' I do surf the net for free stuff.

That's my story in a nutshell

 

[AndyMon]

That's my story in a nutshell

Which is where you belong, Bwaaahahahahaha

Boit, if Charlie gave it away, would it still feel so good?

 

[BobMurdoch]

Ah, but they DO give it away for free. Didn't you see Britney in the purple corset on ABC during the AMAs? Or tune in tonight to CBS for Victoria's Secret and freeze frame and slo mo to your heart's content (or a little lower)!

 

[Roger]

Bert:

You never had DBS or don't you have it now? If you never had DBS then why are you around?

"Scott thanx 4 letting me post at all I've been thrown out of the competition but thanx to your special GRIPE board I have a new home."

Just keep it here in the appropriate forum and you should be ok. I don't want this site to claim freedom then deny it to people or its best off-topic poster under the guise of saying the word bastard one too many times like dbstalk did to me. Those bastards and pricks! I was a valued member when they were small and were on EZboard and drew people to the site. But when they got big then I was nothing but a read-headed step-child to them.

Anyway, Scott never claimed AFAIK that this was a free-speech zone like dbstalk but if you stay in this forum, bert then I will lobby for your privilege to post here.

 

[Nick]

"...and the Lord created Eve to be a helpmeet for Adam, for He knew that Adam couldn't cook. Verlly, Adam shook the dust of the earth from his eyes, looked at Eve in her naturalness and exclaimed "Cool! Free porn!""

When I behold a man and a woman doing that which gives life, I don't see a lewd and lascivious act. Rather, I see a beautiful thing, for pornography is more a state of mind. But beauty truly is in the eye of the beholder.

If you think sex is dirty, think again. It is your mind that is dirty.

 

[Sean Mota]

Nick,

well said...

 

[Peter Parker]

Why haven't you tried VOOM Bert? Or Sky Angel? You used to say that one of your big issues with DBS was the fact that you could not properly receive 110 and 119. Maybe they are for you?

 

[Roger]

"...and the Lord created Eve to be a helpmeet for Adam, for He knew that Adam couldn't cook. Verlly, Adam shook the dust of the earth from his eyes, looked at Eve in her naturalness and exclaimed "Cool! Free porn!""

When I behold a man and a woman doing that which gives life, I don't see a lewd and lascivious act. Rather, I see a beautiful thing, for pornography is more a state of mind. But beauty truly is in the eye of the beholder.

If you think sex is dirty, think again. It is your mind that is dirty.

1Co 6:15 Know ye not that your bodies are the members of Christ? shall I then take the members of Christ, and make them the members of an harlot? God forbid.
1Co 6:16 What? know ye not that he which is joined to an harlot is one body? for two, saith he, shall be one flesh.
1Co 6:17 But he that is joined unto the Lord is one spirit.
1Co 6:18 Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.
1Co 6:19 What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?