LOL !! From what I have learned recently it's the bad carbs (including beer) that are doing me in moreso than the meat products, which I also restrict. Surprisingly, for its lousy reputation the fat content of scrapple is not all that bad, not when compared with other breakfast meats. The possible hang-up is that I can't figure out which food group all the other crap falls into! I probably buy 5 lbs total a year, mostly for the aforementioned camping trips where the scouts pilfer the lion's share. I can explain the reason why what you had last tasted like sawdust - just look at the ingredients panel! Can't explain the shoe taste, but I will mention that many of the Amish I see around here are barefoot on their own turf...!
For the "unenlightened"...
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